Zachary Waldowski @zw@mastodon.social

Had a ridiculously good time at the Overwatch League Atlanta Homestand! Dang, was it fun. 🤩

Lyft driver: Don’t forget everything!

My 4 am addled brain: 😲

Today in API diff gems: CNLabelContactRelationYoungerCousinMothersSiblingsDaughterOrFathersSistersDaughter.

Best used with CNLabelContactRelationBestFriendsSistersBoyfriendsBrothersGirlfriendWhoKnowsThisKidWhoIsGoingWithAGirl.

“…thank you, Simone.” https://developer.apple.com/documentation/contacts/cnlabelcontactrelationyoungercousinmotherssiblingsdaughterorfatherssistersdaughter

Today in API diff gems: CNLabelContactRelationYoungerCousinMothersSiblingsDaughterOrFathersSistersDaughter.

Best used with CNLabelContactRelationBestFriendsSistersBoyfriendsBrothersGirlfriendWhoKnowsThisKidWhoIsGoingWithAGirl.

“…thank you, Simone.” https://developer.apple.com/documentation/contacts/cnlabelcontactrelationyoungercousinmotherssiblingsdaughterorfatherssistersdaughter

Important Note for Thrill Seekers

Good morning to this beautiful hotel room Nespresso machine and nothing else!

Not lucky enough to be inside the walls this year, but still close enough to nerd out! 🤩

How much????

My family, without any prior warning, assigned my birthday this year a unicorn theme. All other things being equal, we made a good time of it. 🦄 🎈

I pushed a Docker container today.

I’m a devops professional now

“Our impression is that many developers never understood it was happening; in many cases, changes to third-party JavaScript embedded on websites introduced link decoration without web developers’ knowledge.” Yikes. https://webkit.org/blog/8828/intelligent-tracking-prevention-2-2/

Me: Oh my goodness, it’s the incredibly rare temparate Atlanta day. I think I have to open my windows and enjoy it!

Leaf blowers: Think again, jackass.

Oh, heck, now that’s a mood.

Democracy dies in etc. etc.

It is proven! I am zwaldowski on Keybase: https://keybase.io/zwaldowski/sigchain#f4282cf3dbf8f3859850d13307666c714065298d23e5ebfda4542ce6bcab46360f

We cancel and un-cancel so many people on a — not daily, hourly — over shreds of information no more or less substantive than single lines of throwaway quotation in a blog from god-knows-where and I’m just so exhausted by all of it. I can’t keep up.

Things normal people do a few glasses of wine in: Watch Netflix, laugh, DT their friends
Things I do: Theorycraft the API design of a Slack client I have no intent of actually making

What if Netflix remade 1985’s seminal Clue, and it was multi-path like Bandersnatch, but didn’t give the viewer the choice and seamlessly randomized the path? 📽😈

PA: “Unfortunately, a passenger traveling with us has a peanut allergy, so we will not serving peanuts on this flight.”
Guy in preboarding lane, wasting zero time: “Ugh. Just leave ‘em.”

Met a gate agent named Siri at SAV International. Spelling exact. A delight. She politely declined a photo.