Zachary Waldowski @zw@mastodon.social

Not only is AT&T “5GE” an unrepentant scam against customers, but I’m rewarded for it by getting only 1 bar of awful signal everywhere I go, where I would otherwise get perfect LTE.

And you can’t turn it off!

That is what Real Innovation looks like, folks.

Me: wakes up to buy a telephone precisely once

Me: Maybe I COULD be a morning person!!!

I don’t know who decided blue phones were a thing they didn’t like and weren’t going to make, but it minorly-inconveniences me so much.

But… green? GREEN?!

(In an extremely Brittany Howard/Alabama Shakes voice) 🎶 Sound and fu-ry

(Food)

Made some Beyond tacos on a total lark and they are actually kind of awesome!

Any difference in taste isn’t noticeable with taco flavor, basically no better or worse than using turkey.

Not something I ever expected to say, but here I am at the queer grunge artisanal biscuit shop. 😋 Biscuit Bitch in Seattle, WA https://www.swarmapp.com/user/12897069/checkin/5d6023f2b0c169000721bb44?s=2jpVsSEa9zzy1N38G1lDOKOFgbA

Yes, yes. I know. Data analysis.

But.

What if?

Pandas… for everyone?

Software developers using the first-gen beta of anything: Is THIS… the END?? Has my time finally come????? Is the Grim Repear here for us all??!!!??? Sell your stock NOW!!!! Also don’t forget to subscribe to my blog hey thanks lol Squarespace kthx bai #doomed

My mantra that text rendering will make you cry has once again proved unassailable.

“But she played not a note
And only one moment spoke
These simple and poignant five words,
‘You people are totally absurd.’”
↬ ♫ https://music.apple.com/us/album/ezmerelda-steals-the-show/1337879490?i=1337879996

You know what we call people who use the phrase “nanny _something_”?

We call them assholes.

Having a very different bug reporting experience than everyone’s usual today. 📡🙈

A blog post three times longer than a bug report isn’t a waste of time, but actually filing the bug is.

Love this community so much!

I can think of few things so frustratingly counterproductive as PlayStation screaming at me when it boots after the power goes out.

You act like I have control over this?

I’m not putting a toy onto a backup battery??

Also journaling file systems are almost 30 years old???

When a bunch of people are mad at Dropbox for slurping up system resources when you stopped using it before it was cool to for exactly that reason

Had a ridiculously good time at the Overwatch League Atlanta Homestand! Dang, was it fun. 🤩

Lyft driver: Don’t forget everything!

My 4 am addled brain: 😲

Today in API diff gems: CNLabelContactRelationYoungerCousinMothersSiblingsDaughterOrFathersSistersDaughter.

Best used with CNLabelContactRelationBestFriendsSistersBoyfriendsBrothersGirlfriendWhoKnowsThisKidWhoIsGoingWithAGirl.

“…thank you, Simone.” https://developer.apple.com/documentation/contacts/cnlabelcontactrelationyoungercousinmotherssiblingsdaughterorfatherssistersdaughter

Today in API diff gems: CNLabelContactRelationYoungerCousinMothersSiblingsDaughterOrFathersSistersDaughter.

Best used with CNLabelContactRelationBestFriendsSistersBoyfriendsBrothersGirlfriendWhoKnowsThisKidWhoIsGoingWithAGirl.

“…thank you, Simone.” https://developer.apple.com/documentation/contacts/cnlabelcontactrelationyoungercousinmotherssiblingsdaughterorfatherssistersdaughter

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