Had a ridiculously good time at the Overwatch League Atlanta Homestand! Dang, was it fun. 🤩

Lyft driver: Don’t forget everything!

My 4 am addled brain: 😲

Today in API diff gems: CNLabelContactRelationYoungerCousinMothersSiblingsDaughterOrFathersSistersDaughter.

Best used with CNLabelContactRelationBestFriendsSistersBoyfriendsBrothersGirlfriendWhoKnowsThisKidWhoIsGoingWithAGirl.

“…thank you, Simone.” developer.apple.com/documentat

Today in API diff gems: CNLabelContactRelationYoungerCousinMothersSiblingsDaughterOrFathersSistersDaughter.

Best used with CNLabelContactRelationBestFriendsSistersBoyfriendsBrothersGirlfriendWhoKnowsThisKidWhoIsGoingWithAGirl.

“…thank you, Simone.” developer.apple.com/documentat

Good morning to this beautiful hotel room Nespresso machine and nothing else!

Not lucky enough to be inside the walls this year, but still close enough to nerd out! 🤩

My family, without any prior warning, assigned my birthday this year a unicorn theme. All other things being equal, we made a good time of it. 🦄 🎈

I pushed a Docker container today.

I’m a devops professional now

“Our impression is that many developers never understood it was happening; in many cases, changes to third-party JavaScript embedded on websites introduced link decoration without web developers’ knowledge.” Yikes. webkit.org/blog/8828/intellige

Me: Oh my goodness, it’s the incredibly rare temparate Atlanta day. I think I have to open my windows and enjoy it!

Leaf blowers: Think again, jackass.

We cancel and un-cancel so many people on a — not daily, hourly — over shreds of information no more or less substantive than single lines of throwaway quotation in a blog from god-knows-where and I’m just so exhausted by all of it. I can’t keep up.

Things normal people do a few glasses of wine in: Watch Netflix, laugh, DT their friends
Things I do: Theorycraft the API design of a Slack client I have no intent of actually making

What if Netflix remade 1985’s seminal Clue, and it was multi-path like Bandersnatch, but didn’t give the viewer the choice and seamlessly randomized the path? 📽😈

PA: “Unfortunately, a passenger traveling with us has a peanut allergy, so we will not serving peanuts on this flight.”
Guy in preboarding lane, wasting zero time: “Ugh. Just leave ‘em.”

Met a gate agent named Siri at SAV International. Spelling exact. A delight. She politely declined a photo.

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