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Kent county councillor from Margate jailed over years of controlling abuse of wife

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Reform has run councils for a year. As local elections near, we ask: how has the party performed in power?

Broken promises, broken roads, and broken council leadership teams – that’s the outcome of Reform UK’s first year in power, an investigation by openDemocracy reveals.

[…] Reform raised taxes in every council where it holds or shares power. Potholes continue to cause accidents and damage, and councillors’ struggles over where to make promised savings have put much-loved local services at risk of closure.

Broken promises, rising taxes: Inside Reform UK’s first year in power, Sian Norris, Open Democracy
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Some in the Media have remembered what 'News' is then, such as the massive corruption going on in British Politics as it is all around the world and usually from the same gaggle of parasites...

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:techlgbt: server mechanic

beep-boop at @ProcoliX

avid water drinker

keeps fedi unmarketable

posts may be incomprehensible or inspirational

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(powered by the force of 30-50 feral hogs)

(🔞 Posts may contain lewd jokes or references (always cw'd))

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PFP by @speculaas@wetdry.world :3

Nazis, Fascists, and Tankies, fuck off, and go choke on something. :fcknzs: :antifa:

Be sure to pie your local Nazi.

Opt-out is not consent.

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Keep Frogface unhappy. Don't vote Reform. Never vote Reform.
#ReformUK

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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back up at @amiserabilist

Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
he/him
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#memes
#minimalism

#scifi
#comics

#design
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#vectorgraphics

#FOSS
#linux

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My mailing list: https://hi.lordmatt.co.uk

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panic

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cartoonist 💚 freelance designer 🐢 (he/him)
#comics, #webcomics, hurray! 🏳️‍🌈

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My mailing list: https://hi.lordmatt.co.uk

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hahaa! Successfully removed all IR and UV filters from my old Canon EOS 600D, I can do full spectrum, UV and IR photography now!

All of the following photos have been taken with a ~550nm+ lpf, meaning cutting everything under 550nm (blue, purple and uv) off. I love the vibrant pink foliage and dramatic turquoise skies #photography

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RCD power-user

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My mailing list: https://hi.lordmatt.co.uk

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Not to brag, but I put the ‘pro’ in ‘procrastination’.

#nottobrag #procrastination

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I am from the UK and the 1900s

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My mailing list: https://hi.lordmatt.co.uk

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My mailing list: https://hi.lordmatt.co.uk

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Ethereal Hover

A ruby‑throated hummingbird (Archilochus colubris) hovers effortlessly in midair.

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Retired soldier, I spent about 30 years in the military (USMC/Army). Also recently retired computer systems engineer. So, I'm just plain retired. I need something to do so, I decided on photography and bird watching as a hobby. Unless otherwise stated, all photographs I post are my own.

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#TheScienceofBirds
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My mailing list: https://hi.lordmatt.co.uk

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I sent some photos to my tree guy friend like \"what's this tree?\" and turns out it's shagbark hickory!! There's a whole stand in the woods near me. In southern Quebec we're at the northern edge of this species' range, found in the floodplains on which so many people, myself included, live. It's likely to be designated as vulnerable or threatened in this province in the near future, mainly due to habitat loss.

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Anarcha-feminist, queer, grown unschooler, writer. Big fan of cats, hiking, snowshoeing, photography, and wandering around outdoors as much as I'm able to. Extremely excited about birds. Chronically ill (aka often a literal armchair anarchist). Plans to run off to the woods shortly. Writing again for the first time in years about most of the above in my new newsletter Forest Words. White settler. Land Back is the only way forwards.

Private alt @Idz

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My mailing list: https://hi.lordmatt.co.uk

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Beauty of a sunset tonight. No filter on this one.

#Photography #Sunset #ottawa

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Fiesty Canadian living on the unceded territory of the Anishinaabe Algonquin Nation 🍁

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I am from the UK and the 1900s

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My mailing list: https://hi.lordmatt.co.uk

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Von Amts wegen Antifa, die meisten Menschen nerven mich, aber grundsätzlich sozial eingestellt (diverse Ehrenämter)

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What superstitions exist in your world? How might your characters run up against them? Will they prove true or false?

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#3241 - Horizontal Stabilizers

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As promised, wee Una discovering her wings and grooming them the other day 🥹🖤🦇 #UnaUpdates #BatsInBlankets

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This is a place of great honor and highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here

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#USpol #ballroom #BallroomRepublicans

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I sometimes write playful screenplays about very capable people in extremely high pressure situations often playing out their internal damage on the world.

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My mailing list: https://hi.lordmatt.co.uk

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@jcrabapple Many greetings to you also

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