@Daojoan Slow clap
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Broadcast engineer, enjoyer of weird technology, cat staff.
probably posting in 256QAM
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Oh, and where George has to deal with his manager at the Mets wanting to get in on the craze with baseball card-themed NFTs
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Most of my parts' date codes read 4993, though quite a few read 2113-- I did a lot of rebuilding that year-- and others, especially near the bust and hips, read 3823. To save you the trouble of asking, I'm 32.
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https://tech.lgbt/@moonjail is my lil sis
I invoke the Litany Against Unbidden Machines: #nobot #noindex
friendly machines very much welcome =)