@Daojoan this is hilariously accurate
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Earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization (ie income minus operational costs)
(I also had to look it up)
Highly-miscellaneous queer identity-anarchist from the "Oregon Trail generation"
Neurodivergences: ADD (non-H), major depression, oppositional defiant, "third culture"
Interests: very yes, especially deep theory into anything
Recreation: video games (playing and making), anime/manga, hard sci-fi, cooking, ceramics, DIY
Pronoun: it (fixed gender is dumb and gendered pronouns are even dumber)
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The Ecology of Freedom, Murray Bookchin
@Daojoan Elvis belongs in the damned army? Everyone bashes Instagram to David Arquette? Enough boring, incredibly tedious, dumb acronyms?
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