This is one of those days I'm disgusted by what the web has become. Dubious Google CAPTCHAs sprinkled everywhere, in-page modals, 3 MB pages to show 280 characters, sites that only work in Google Chrome (motto: "The New IE6") or have sunk even lower to only being phone apps. Cloudflare hiding random strings with @ signs in them unless you have JS enabled. Videos instead of text.
Maybe I can just... not use the web, except for work? Can I do that? I kinda want to give it a try.