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Auridon Yarns (Sophie)
Hey US customers!
Due to a mix of bureaucracy, broken systems, and the lingering orange stink of a certain administration, you’re temporarily blocked from shopping the full range of goodies in the shop.

Except for one unapologetically loud colour: Orange Fat Monkey.
It’s available dyed to order, just for you—because what else would you knit a brick with?

Perfect for channeling your rage one stitch at a time:

https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/non-cooperation-brick

Oh, and if you’re a married woman hoping to access the rest of the shop, please make sure to first change your name back to your maiden name, renounce autonomy, and file it under “antiquated nonsense.” Then wait indefinitely.
(But really, just knit the damn brick.)

#orangefatmonkey #knit #knitting #crochet #handdyedyarn #ravelry #asmr #lhbtiq
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