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前幾天有朋友來家裡作客,
聊著聊著他突然打了個噴嚏🤧
原本躺在地上的威廉竟然嚇到彈起來!

但每天鼻子過敏的我,
打噴嚏就跟日常呼吸一樣頻繁,
威廉卻總是不動如山、毫無反應。

短短一兩秒的噴嚏,他到底是怎麼瞬間判斷是誰打的?
難不成連噴嚏都有語音辨識功能?🤔

威廉內心OS大概是:
「主人的噴嚏=背景音,
陌生人的噴嚏=啟動逃生模式。」

Letting in a Murphy who refuses to use his very loud voice to announce his presence outside, I was reminded of my most dearly missed Archimedes’ favorite method of getting my attention: doing something that would annoy Penguin. Archie loved to get in the ceiling(which would summon Penguin), but he ramped it up when my room let out in the laundry room. Not needed, but cats. #cat #cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #catstodon #MastoCats #CatsOfFediverse #PetsOfMastodon #TuxedoCat #TuxedoCats