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Jason A. BockMy 5-yr-old loves taking pictures and videos, so we let him have Mama's almost-20-year-old digital point-and-shoot. He thinks using the flash is cool. Our dog, we've just learned, DOES NOT: dog started acting weird like there was gonna be bad weather, but it was just that he thought the flash was lightning. <a href="https://c.im/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#smh</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadlife</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/dogsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogsofmastodon</a>

A Light Shining in DarknessMovie night with the boys. :comfypopcorn: <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadlife</a>

Man of SandBruh... this morning was -6c (21F) with frost on my windshield and bone chilling gusts of wind.This afternoon it's expected to be +11c (58F)What do parents put their kids in when they leave for school in the morning?<a href="https://mindly.social/tags/spring" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#spring</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/weather" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#weather</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadlife</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#adulting</a>

Coach Pāṇini ®<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/AaronGouveia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AaronGouveia</a> rarely misses.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/DadLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadLife</a>

Man of Sandmy butt really hurts today for some reason. I've been getting all these weird random body and face pains lately and I don't know why.<a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ageing</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#adulting</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/OldTimer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OldTimer</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadlife</a>

Kayakpatrick<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/silentsunday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#silentsunday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/hands" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hands</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadlife</a>

Joe LeboOne universal truth I've come to know, is that from my 4 year old daughter, to 8 year old son, to my 78 year old dad...farts have always and will always be funny <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#dadlife</a>

Man of SandMy 80y/o father-in-law is staying with us for a couple of days. Having him over is like having a 2nd kid under 10 in the house.Between him and my 7y/o daughter, it's like a circus trying to keep them out of trouble. They are both so curious and yet both lack the appropriate physical / motor skills 😅 <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ageing</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#adulting</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadlife</a>

Man of SandBinge watching lawn care videos and hyping myself up for a spring full of yard work. *GRUNT* gonna buy my first CUBIC YARD of soil and some hand tools! *GRUNT* Should also schedule a few deep tissue massages for my back... or maybe just a trip to the mall to use one of those fancy massage chairs. <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#adulting</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ageing</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadlife</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/landscaping" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#landscaping</a>

Dragon DaddyMy daughters school dance theme is “Back to the 90’s” and I am feeling a way 😅<a href="https://hoosier.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://hoosier.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadlife</a> <a href="https://hoosier.social/tags/90s" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#90s</a>

Man of SandI was irrationally ECSTATIC over filling up my gas tank today at 140¢/L instead of 148.2, 152.3 or 158.1! Like what a DEAL! LOL(Sorry don't know how to convert that to American Freedom units) <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ageing</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#adulting</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadlife</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/poorpeopleproblems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#poorpeopleproblems</a>

BabyYumYumThey grow up so quickly 🥺 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BabyYumYum" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BabyYumYum</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BYY" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BYY</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GrowingUpFast" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#GrowingUpFast</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MomLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#MomLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Dadlife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TimeFlies" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#TimeFlies</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CherishEveryMoment" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#CherishEveryMoment</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MomentsToRemember" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#MomentsToRemember</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sora" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Sora</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AIGenerated" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#AIGenerated</a>

Man of SandI'm so jealous of all the videos I see of dads manicuring their lawns already. I just want to get out there and rake and over-seed and fertilize my precious lawn. Make cute little lawn stripes and then judge my neighbors for their brown, weed-infested grass.BUT I still have piles of snow on my lawn that haven't melted away yet! <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadlife</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/lawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lawn</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#adulting</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ageing</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/homeowner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#homeowner</a>

Sir Rochard 'Dock' BunsonThirty lonely but beautiful actions you can take right now:21. Research mutual aid efforts in your area. If there isn’t one near you, research how to start one. Start showing up for their meal drop offs or their trash pick-ups or whatever it is that they’re doing. Discover that it’s simpler and more fun than you imagined. When people ask you how you’re doing, say “I’m trying a new thing– I’m getting involved with ______ mutual aid, have you heard of it?”22. If you’re a parent, send a letter to your kids school. Tell them thanks, and then ask how you can support them.<a href="https://thewhitepages.net/p/thirty-lonely-but-beautiful-actions" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://thewhitepages.net/p/thirty-lonely-but-beautiful-actions</a> a 🧵 19/?<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/ResInt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ResInt</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/TTJ" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TTJ</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MutualAid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MutualAid</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/ResilienceIsResistance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ResilienceIsResistance</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Resilience" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Resilience</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Parenting</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadLife</a>

Man of SandI should be working. But instead, I've fallen down the "Floor Register Deflectors" rabbit hole... Who knew there could be so many???... 🐰 <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/homeowner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#homeowner</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/homeownership" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#homeownership</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#adulting</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadLife</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ageing</a>

Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson<a href="https://partyon.xyz/@nullagent" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@nullagent</a> I feel this in my bones. <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadLife</a>

Sir Rochard 'Dock' BunsonMe and the guy with a TIE fighter dangling from his minivan rear view at after care pickup, we could be friends. 😅 <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadLife</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/StarWars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#StarWars</a>

Man of SandBack in the office. Survived a week of March Break with my (sick) 7y/o and teacher-wife and her endless list of to-dos.I need a week off from their week off 🙃 <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/marchbreak" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#marchbreak</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadlife</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#adulting</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ageing</a>

iStyles.comWhen a kid says “Daddy, I want mummy”, he's actually saying “I would like to speak with your supervisor”.Featuring Deer Spirit iPhone 16 Series Skin 👉 <a href="https://istyles.com/m/iphone16-mumsupervisor" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">https://istyles.com/m/iphone16-mumsupervisor</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ParentingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ParentingHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ParentingLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ParentingLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FunnyQuotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#FunnyQuotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#DadLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Parenting</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FamilyFirst" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#FamilyFirst</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HappyFamily" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#HappyFamily</a>

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