Jack Zhang (📹🦝 Raccoon)<p>The one time I felt like PC Gaming, it erased my available desk space. After heating some food and forgetting my keyboard took up all the space, my hands slipped on my food and I dropped it all over the floor. My 2.5mx2.5m bedroom is way too small to live in, but nobody wishes to help buy me out of this place or actually improve my mental health. <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a>. I cried at how pathetic this was to describe my life state, so I wish to kill myself if nothing can improve. <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/actuallyautistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>actuallyautistic</span></a></span> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>aspie</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspielife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>aspielife</span></a></p>
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sed<p>Reviewed an engineer’s code today. Asked why they added nonsense changes. Their answer: “Claude 3.7 said to” (!!) <br>Anyway, going for my daily walk before losing it <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/aislop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>aislop</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
Pariah Mouse<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shoeboxasylum" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>shoeboxasylum</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Easter" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Easter</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/inflation" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>inflation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/eggs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>eggs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/420day" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>420day</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/because" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>because</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/depressingthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>depressingthoughts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/420friendly" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>420friendly</span></a> #420 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/imbroke" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>imbroke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/broke" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>broke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/poorme" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>poorme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/originalcharacter" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>originalcharacter</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tumblr" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Tumblr</span></a></p>
Vladimir Savić<p>Does Luck Exist? <a href="https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/is-luck-real-meaning-philosopher-lee-john-whittington.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">nymag.com/intelligencer/articl</span><span class="invisible">e/is-luck-real-meaning-philosopher-lee-john-whittington.html</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
🆘Bill Cole 🇺🇦Navel (or somewhere) gazing
João Santos<p>I just ruined a very time consuming <a href="https://social.jsantos.eu/tags/SQL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SQL</span></a> transaction because I mistyped `COMMIT`. How's your Thursday going?</p><p><a href="https://social.jsantos.eu/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Programming</span></a> <a href="https://social.jsantos.eu/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a> <a href="https://social.jsantos.eu/tags/PostgreSQL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PostgreSQL</span></a></p>
Chris Geoghooligan<p>My body has decided to digest my dinner promptly tonight, along with the OJ, wheat thins, and craisins I ate over the course of a 2.5 hour hypo (ending 4 hours ago) when it WASN’T digesting, and now I’m 310 and rising.</p><p>My mental health will kill me if my T1D & gastroparesis don’t first.</p><p><a href="https://toot.community/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/T1D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>T1D</span></a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/Type1Diabetes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Type1Diabetes</span></a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/Diabetes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Diabetes</span></a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/DiabeticProblems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DiabeticProblems</span></a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/gastroparesis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gastroparesis</span></a></p>
Jack Zhang (📹🦝 Raccoon)<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/actuallyautistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>actuallyautistic</span></a></span> MY LANDLORD PURPOSELY STOPPED HEATING MY FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE BY OPENING THE FUCKING DOOR BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT THE TIME WAS TOO LONG, WHEN THIS IS NORMAL FOR THE REHEAT FUNCTION TO TAKE LONGER THAN PUNCHING IN NUMBERS, ALL THE WHILE IGNORING MY SENSORY NEEDS AND BLASTING WORSHIP MUSIC ON HER PHONE AT FULL VOLUME... WITH ADS. <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>aspie</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspielife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>aspielife</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
🆘Bill Cole 🇺🇦<p>A decade of tangled tech debt came due today for me. In my defense, much of it was locked in during my hiatus from this job, when these bits of infrastructure were being stood up by very junior administrators with lax supervision. Not really their fault, I was not there to ask the right questions when they needed them. </p><p>But basically I need to rebuild/update/rethink a production environment with dozens of hosts and hundreds of customer VMs. No one else is going to. </p><p><a href="https://toad.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/Sysadminnery" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Sysadminnery</span></a></p>
Paulio<p>Just my luck. I walked out of the store and bus was just leaving. So looks like I will have to wait for next bus <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
MizFidd<p>The IT person who mismanages our systems remotely (meaning another time zone) somehow erased the student WiFi in our building. This is the next to last day of mandatory state testing, and I have students here who cannot do anything but wait.</p><p>I would say <a href="https://beige.party/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a>, but it's honestly NMFP!</p>
DaLetra Français<p>Voir les paroles de la chanson “FML” de Kanye West<br><a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/KanyeWest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>KanyeWest</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/Fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Fml</span></a><br><a href="https://daletra.art/kanye-west/paroles/fml.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">daletra.art/kanye-west/paroles</span><span class="invisible">/fml.html</span></a></p>
Miguel L.<p>Lost track of time, it's time for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lunchbreak" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>lunchbreak</span></a> already. Cold still has me without appetite. And on top, an email reminder that my jury duty is scheduled for this Monday morning. </p><p>I know it's Friday, but feels like Monday. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
Wizards Anonymous<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@srnka" class="u-url mention">@<span>srnka</span></a></span> there's this from u-boot <a href="https://docs.u-boot.org/en/v2025.04/board/amlogic/radxa-zero2.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">docs.u-boot.org/en/v2025.04/bo</span><span class="invisible">ard/amlogic/radxa-zero2.html</span></a> and when I was going to look at alpine linux images, just realized there is a "Generic U-Boot" alpine linux image on the bottom of <a href="https://alpinelinux.org/downloads/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">alpinelinux.org/downloads/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>Well I finally know what's wrong, in the words of the doctor himself after an MRI-</p><p>"Yea, you're gonna be here a few days because you have possibly the biggest abscess I've ever seen figure out how to get into a lung,".</p><p>At least he had a sense of humor,I get a better room, and a more comfy bed now.</p><p>Also slightly terrifying. </p><p>So I don't think I'm posting any videos for a few days.</p><p>I have like 260, not bad for like 40 days work xD</p><p><a href="https://scoopzapp.com/n/10FyQecK?ctype=native_video&nid=3954819027368&s=a7&pd=0LRF5CpA&hl=en_US&send_time=1744174959&actBtn=null" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">scoopzapp.com/n/10FyQecK?ctype</span><span class="invisible">=native_video&nid=3954819027368&s=a7&pd=0LRF5CpA&hl=en_US&send_time=1744174959&actBtn=null</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scoopz" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>scoopz</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/health" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>health</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
Miguel L.<p>Feeling extra crappy. On top, I forgot to resupply on cold meds at the grocery store, so I might need to go out tomorrow just for that. :( <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>Good News!</p><p>I don't have pneumonia again.</p><p>Bad news- it's far worse and I literally have a cavity, or abscess, or some kind of other infection in my lung instead where the pneumonia was, which explains why I was coughing up blood.</p><p>Need more tests, but I'll be here all night!</p><p>Lucky me.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/health" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>health</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/medicine" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>medicine</span></a></p>
🆘Bill Cole 🇺🇦<p>Oh look, it's 3:17 pm and I haven't had a good breakpoint yet today to switch to my good computer with the non-backwrecking chair. <br><a href="https://toad.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
Oohshiiiny<p>For the longest time I couldn't figure out why my html page wasn't updating. I thought it was cache but it turns out /var/www actually had a subfolder ./vote/ with another copy. My site is at ./vote, go figure lol<br>🤦♂️ <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
DaLetra<p>Veja a letra da música “FML” de Kanye West<br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/KanyeWest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>KanyeWest</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Fml</span></a><br><a href="https://daletra.com.br/kanye-west/letra/fml.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">daletra.com.br/kanye-west/letr</span><span class="invisible">a/fml.html</span></a></p>
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