Massive update on the website, including the #portfolio features from the old version, and a couple of archival pages for projects, such as #HashItOut.
Please let me know your thoughts: https://hpkomics.com/2024/11/site-update-portfolio-commissions-more/
As a co-writer of this song, I can tell you the real deal on this one. My wife Amy and I were having a conversation about a bandmember who was busy with college engineering classes and couldn't make it to a gig. So Amy said to me, "Well she isn't taking underwater basket weaving." And I thought about it and said, "underwater basket weaving actually sounds pretty hard." We both said "That should be a song!"
Star Wars: Attack of the Coneflowers 
Anything by LL Bean Cool J.
"F" for EFFORT. - ET for Atari 2600
We're suing #Tesla for #Trademark infringements -- Battlezone Tanks
"Hey - who put cilantro in my dots? Gross!"
- Pac-man
Hey! These parallel bars over here! They're uneven!
Yogi Berra was asked if he wanted his pizza cut into 6 slices or 8. He said, "Better make it 6. I can't eat 8."
#MashupFoodAndFamousQuotes
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut
#NoEffort
Fletcher Reede (Jim Carrey) gets convicted of felony assault (kicking his own ass) in "Liar Liar."
#ComedyTVOrMovieCharacterFelonies
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut
"Sly" by The Cat Empire
#SongsOnCatsPlaylist 
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut
You think everyone else's pee smells weird because they don't eat asparagus.
When you're busted with the beets, you defensively say "I can stop anytime I want, man!"
(image below to be engraved below my name and dates, with no further context)
Finally peace and quiet. No politicians allowed in here
Is it just me or is it hot in here?
To quote Bone Thugs N Harmony
"See ya at the crossroads"
done differently 
Vive La Canada