If Baby Bell SBC communications can buy its former parent AT&T then there is no reason the United States can’t end up buying the UK.
I delegation of people from Washington DC is flying over to the UK as we speak to meet with King Charles about buying the UK and merging it into the USX
Groper Cleveland
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
Якби ж то. Але на жаль ні. Хотів нас порадувати Marian Kamensky. Дякуємо за спробу. Його назва: #Greenland likes Americans. #usa #vance #art #caricature #satire
It's Eric Idle's birthday. He's 82.
In his honor, make an effort to be smart and funny and to make light of the ridiculousness of ridiculous things.
Groper Cleveland
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
Ein Fall für die SOKO Salem | Sketch History https://youtube.com/watch?v=jMnKqo101kg&si=gCSCFNpxSutPP6xe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXF...
An exclusive look at King Charles' new podcast! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes... #cbc #satire
An exclusive look at King Char...
Disinfectant Dolt
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXFogPKjOs
An exclusive look at King Charles' new podcast! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes... #cbc #satire
Budget Bashar
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#318.1 - De Laatste Repetitie? - JACK&JOZEF -
Op 29 maart 2025 staan JACK&JOZEF in het Theater https://theateraandeschie.nl/voorstelling/jack-jozef
Just what we needed—robots #teaching #humans to sound less human! Forget genuine #conversation, let's all speak in #monotone perfection. 
Because clearly, all the world's problems will be solved once #call #center #agents sound like Siri's siblings. 
https://krisp.ai/accent-conversion/ #robots #technology #satire #HackerNews #ngated
Der Pumpkinführer
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This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
Die ganze Meldung auf: https://www.staatsmedium.de/gesellschaft/aliens-landen-und-fragen-nach-wlan-passworten-die-menschheit-steht-vor-neuen-herausforderungen/
#318 - van Droom naar Podium? - JACK&JOZEF -
Op 29 maart 2025 staan JACK&JOZEF in het Theater https://theateraandeschie.nl/voorstelling/jack-jozef
Maybe next they'll discover gravity or that the sky is blue. 
https://christinapagel.substack.com/p/trumps-attacks-on-universities-get #TrumpHatesUniversities #SeriousJournalism #ClubGroundbreaking #Revalations #Satire #News #Humor #HackerNews #ngated
Tweety Amin
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
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