Will you get to the point?

The point is only I could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud & I have the records to prove it! Just look at these! Each one a work of Machiavellian art!

But why?

Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals and rule you like a king!

#TheSimpsons
#Simpsons

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Attention, students. It's time once again to choose a gym class for the coming term so let's all prove how adult we can be by filing to the gym in a calm and orderly manner...even though it's first come, first serve, and the most popular sports fill up fast.

Aah! Too many wee ones!

This gets uglier every year! Any sign of Bart and Milhouse?

No...and if they don't get here soon, it'll be T.S. for them.

I don't feel right.

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#Simpsons

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The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.

Mmm... beer.

APRIL FO-

That sounded like an explosion at the ol Simpson Place!

Forget it! Its only 2 blocks away...

Looks like theirs beer coming out of the Chimney!

I am proceeding on foot.

#AprilFoolsDay
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#Simpsons

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@linuxgal

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