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Terry Pratchett Quote Bot<p>&#39;People&#39;ve got enough to cope with just being people.&#39; (Lords and Ladies)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Roland Maurice<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/thecolourofmagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>thecolourofmagic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/terrypratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>terrypratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/artofliving" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>artofliving</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/speculativefiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>speculativefiction</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fantasy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fantasy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a></p>
Terry Pratchett Quote Bot<p>Everything that exists, yearns to live. That’s what the cycle of life is all about. That’s the engine that drives the great biological pumps of evolution. Everything tries to inch its way up the tree, clawing or tentacling or sliming its way up to the next niche until it gets to the very top – which, on the whole, never seems to have been worth all that effort. <br />(Reaper Man)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Terry Pratchett Quote Bot<p>Also, there’s a certain glint in her eye generally possessed by those people who have found that they are more intelligent than most people around them but who haven’t yet learned that one of the most intelligent things they can do is prevent said people ever finding this out. (Lords and Ladies)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Terry Pratchett Quote Bot<p>…the worst thing about Vorbis isn’t that he’s evil, but that he makes good people do evil. (Small Gods)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
hairylarry<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/@Janeishly" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Janeishly</span></a></span> </p><p>Boosted for <a href="https://gamerplus.org/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a></p>
Terry Pratchett Quote Bot<p>She&#39;d long ago been resigned to the fact that people expected a bottle of something funny-coloured and sticky. It wasn&#39;t the medicine that did the trick though. It was, in a way, the spoon. (Maskerade)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Roland Maurice<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/carpejugulum" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>carpejugulum</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/terrypratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>terrypratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/artofliving" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>artofliving</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/speculativefiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>speculativefiction</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fantasy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fantasy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a></p>
Terry Pratchett Quote Bot<p>She drew herself up to her full height, which wasn’t really worth the effort. <br />(Mort)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Actusf<p>Ce samedi, faites vous une après midi Terry Pratchett ! </p><p>Ce sera avec Stéphanie Chaptal et Jean-Christophe Piot. </p><p><a href="https://buff.ly/1bX8mcD" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">buff.ly/1bX8mcD</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> </p><p>Rendez-vous à Lyon ! </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a></p>
𝓛𝔁𝓼 / 𝔸𝕝𝕖𝕩𝕚𝕤 🏵🇪🇺💫<p>«They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.»<br>— Prof Sir <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a></p><p>{seems rather apt, as always, given current news…}</p>
Terry Pratchett Quote Bot<p>‘You are in favour of the common people?’ said Dragon mildly.<br />‘The common people?’ said Vimes. ‘They’re nothing special. They’re no different from the rich and powerful except they’ve got no money or power. But the law should be there to balance things up a bit.’ (Feet of Clay)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Roland Maurice<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/terrypratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>terrypratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/artofliving" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>artofliving</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/speculativefiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>speculativefiction</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fantasy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fantasy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ahatfullofsky" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ahatfullofsky</span></a></p>
Terry Pratchett Quote Bot<p>So much for time flowing past, he thought glumly. It might do that everywhere else, but not here. Here it just piles up, like snow. <br />(Pyramids)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Terry Pratchett Quote Bot<p>Ankh-Morpork did not have many hospitals. All the Guilds maintained their own sanitariums, and there were a few public ones run by the odder religious organizations, like the Balancing Monks, but by and large medical assistance was nonexistent and people had to die inefficiently, without the aid of doctors. It was generally thought that the existence of cures encouraged slackness and was in any case probably against Nature’s way. <br />(Guards Guards)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Sean Eric Fagan<p>Cached US Kindle giveaway on bsky: 10 copies of Terry Pratchett's Carpe Jugulum, over at <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/kithrup.bsky.social/post/3ll7wzpqx3k2a" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">bsky.app/profile/kithrup.bsky.</span><span class="invisible">social/post/3ll7wzpqx3k2a</span></a></p><p><a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/KindleBookGiveaway" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>KindleBookGiveaway</span></a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/CarpeJugulum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CarpeJugulum</span></a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/GNUTerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GNUTerryPratchett</span></a></p>
Terry Pratchett Quote Bot<p>‘He’s a frog,’ said Granny flatly.<br />‘But only on the inside,’ said Lily.<br />‘Inside’s where it counts,’ said Granny.<br />‘Outside’s quite important, mind’ said Nanny.<br /> (Witches Abroad)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Terry Pratchett Quote Bot<p>Vimes sighed. He was an honest man. He’d always felt that was one of the bigger defects in his personality. (Feet of Clay)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
MikkiI'm horrendous at packing without getting distracted, so even though we're not moving for another two months, I'm already slowly starting to pack stuff up. My Pratchetts all fit neatly in exactly two boxes, which I really appreciate.<br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/terrypratchett?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#terrypratchett</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/discworld?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#discworld</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/fantasyfiction?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#fantasyfiction</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/movingstress?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#movingstress</a>
Terry Pratchett Quote Bot<p>…her clients had money, which was useful, but they also paid in respect, and that was a rock-hard currency. <br />(Equal Rites)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
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