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BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #219:<br><br>Recursivity. Call back if it happens again.</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #27:<br><br>radiosity depletion</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #6:<br><br>global warming</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #382:<br><br>Someone was smoking in the computer room and set off the halon systems.</p>
Marcel Stritzelberger<p>Makes me smile :) <br>Unknown source.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bofh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>linux</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #75:<br><br>There isn't any problem</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #53:<br><br>Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #120:<br><br>we just switched to FDDI.</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #444:<br><br>overflow error in /dev/null</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #347:<br><br>The rubber band broke</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #336:<br><br>the xy axis in the trackball is coordinated with the summer solstice</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #55:<br><br>Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #238:<br><br>You did wha... oh _dear_....</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #418:<br><br>Sysadmins busy fighting SPAM.</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #168:<br><br>le0: no carrier: transceiver cable problem?</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #64:<br><br>CPU needs recalibration</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #177:<br><br>sticktion</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #330:<br><br>quantum decoherence</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #270:<br><br>Someone has messed up the kernel pointers</p>
BOFH Excuses<p><a href="https://gts.chapek9.com/tags/bofh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BOFH</span></a> excuse #274:<br><br>It was OK before you touched it.</p>
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