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The World at War<p>The pilot of a German Messerschmitt Bf109G ejects after his aircraft is hit during a dog fight with an RAF Spitfire - England, date unknown <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ww2" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ww2</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/worldwar2" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>worldwar2</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bf109" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bf109</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/me109" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>me109</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dogfight" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dogfight</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ejectorseat" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ejectorseat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>eject</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/england" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>england</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/aviation" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>aviation</span></a></p>
t3rminus<p>Ah. I knew it was going too well. The disk drive eject gear picked this moment to explode into tiny plastic shards.</p><p>I figured this was always an eventuality... I know they're brittle as heck, but it sure as hell picked a time to do it.</p><p>Oh well... I ordered some new gears, and I'm gonna swap the eject mechanism from one of my 800k drives in the mean time.</p><p><a href="https://calamity.world/tags/retrocomputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>retrocomputing</span></a> <a href="https://calamity.world/tags/macintosh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>macintosh</span></a> <a href="https://calamity.world/tags/floppy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>floppy</span></a> <a href="https://calamity.world/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>eject</span></a></p>
Bebef 🦦🇪🇺🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🚙🐼🥦🚩🏴<p>If you <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>eject</span></a> a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/virtual" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>virtual</span></a> disk from a virtual <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DVD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DVD</span></a> drive in a virtual machine, does the virtual tray stay open, virtually?</p>
Luke Dorny<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@splorp" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>splorp</span></a></span> I’ll be so ready yesterday!<br>The article about the AI competitor sending crates of special paperclips to OpenAI as an understood warning that if you ask ai to make as much paperclips as possible it will do so at the expense of everything and everyone is the inspiration here. <br><a href="https://typo.social/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>eject</span></a></p>
John Earle<p>Sauce for the goose: protester ejected from Tory conference – like Tories from pubs? | Vox Political<br /><a href="https://voxpoliticalonline.com/2023/10/03/sauce-for-the-goose-protester-ejected-from-tory-conference-like-tories-from-pubs/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">voxpoliticalonline.com/2023/10</span><span class="invisible">/03/sauce-for-the-goose-protester-ejected-from-tory-conference-like-tories-from-pubs/</span></a></p><p>I really can&#39;t believe Anderson doesn&#39;t realise, he is just a useful simpleton for the Tories</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Lee" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Lee</span></a> Anderson <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Brave" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Brave</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bruce" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Bruce</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Steve" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Steve</span></a> Bray <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Albie" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Albie</span></a> Amankona <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/New" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>New</span></a> Union Bar <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>eject</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/throw" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>throw</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/out" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>out</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/assault" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>assault</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Conservative" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Conservative</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tory" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Tory</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tories" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Tories</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Conference" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Conference</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Manchester" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Manchester</span></a></p>
John Manoogian III<p>Nightmare scenario <a href="https://trunk.lol/tags/victoria3" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>victoria3</span></a> <a href="https://trunk.lol/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>eject</span></a></p>
Steve Mann<p>Puns AndOneliners (punsandoneliner): Was at the airport and sat on a chair when I heard a voice say "get off!". Turned out it was a rejector seat. </p><p><a href="https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/eject-jokes/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">punsandoneliners.com/randomnes</span><span class="invisible">s/eject-jokes/</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Eject</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/EjectJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>EjectJokes</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a></p>
Steve Mann<p>Puns AndOneliners (punsandoneliner): They say when one door closes, another one opens. Turned out I was being ejected through the airlock.</p><p><a href="https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/eject-jokes/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">punsandoneliners.com/randomnes</span><span class="invisible">s/eject-jokes/</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Eject</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/EjectJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>EjectJokes</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a></p>
Peter N. M. Hansteen<p>Using /bin/eject with USB flash drives <a href="https://undeadly.org/cgi?action=article;sid=20230214061952" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">undeadly.org/cgi?action=articl</span><span class="invisible">e;sid=20230214061952</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/openbsd" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>openbsd</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/usb" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>usb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>eject</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>mt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/removable" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>removable</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/umount" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>umount</span></a></p>
Poetry News<p>McCarthy, his anger quite acute<br>Ejected two Democrats from the suite<br>He said their fit unfit<br>For these two were remiss<br>So from service the pair he did boot</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/mccarthy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>mccarthy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/democrats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>democrats</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/republicans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>republicans</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>eject</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>limerick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/poetry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>poetry</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/24/us/politics/mccarthy-schiff-swalwell-committee.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">nytimes.com/2023/01/24/us/poli</span><span class="invisible">tics/mccarthy-schiff-swalwell-committee.html</span></a></p>
me·ta·phil, der<p>„How to fix Lenovo UltraBay auto eject for good!“</p><p>Easy, you just crumble out the SATA power connector with a screwdriver.</p><p>Are. you. f*ing. kidding. me. </p><p>Gosh, I totally despise those <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/YouTube" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YouTube</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/DIY" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DIY</span></a> „‍<a href="https://chaos.social/tags/repair" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>repair</span></a>“ <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/tutorial" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tutorial</span></a>‍s. 🔥 </p><p><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/lenovo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lenovo</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/thinkpad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>thinkpad</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/ultrabay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ultrabay</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/dvd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dvd</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>eject</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/bug" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bug</span></a></p>
EllisGL<p>I heard <a href="https://phpc.social/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a> and <a href="https://phpc.social/tags/JoanMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>JoanMastodon</span></a> started a <a href="https://phpc.social/tags/ParachuteFund" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ParachuteFund</span></a> for the dead bird site's pilot(s). They want to make sure they land on their feet if he decides to <a href="https://phpc.social/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>eject</span></a> them for allowing his plane to tracked...</p>
dicewarebot<p><a href="https://botsin.space/tags/letsroll" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>letsroll</span></a></p><p>⚀ ⚁ ⚂ ⚂ ⚄→<a href="https://botsin.space/tags/armory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>armory</span></a><br>⚄ ⚀ ⚄ ⚀ ⚄→<a href="https://botsin.space/tags/reputably" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>reputably</span></a><br>⚂ ⚄ ⚁ ⚀ ⚁→<a href="https://botsin.space/tags/jolt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jolt</span></a><br>⚁ ⚃ ⚅ ⚃ ⚀→<a href="https://botsin.space/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>eject</span></a><br>⚀ ⚅ ⚅ ⚄ ⚁→<a href="https://botsin.space/tags/contour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>contour</span></a><br>⚅ ⚀ ⚅ ⚃ ⚅→<a href="https://botsin.space/tags/taps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>taps</span></a></p><p>armory-reputably-jolt-eject-contour-taps</p><p>Roll your own @ <a href="https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-wordlists-random-passphrases" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-</span><span class="invisible">wordlists-random-passphrases</span></a></p>
dicewarebot<p><a href="https://botsin.space/tags/letsroll" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>letsroll</span></a></p><p>⚅ ⚅ ⚃ ⚃ ⚁→<a href="https://botsin.space/tags/womanly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>womanly</span></a><br>⚃ ⚁ ⚀ ⚀ ⚃→<a href="https://botsin.space/tags/nearest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>nearest</span></a><br>⚁ ⚃ ⚅ ⚃ ⚀→<a href="https://botsin.space/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>eject</span></a><br>⚄ ⚄ ⚀ ⚃ ⚁→<a href="https://botsin.space/tags/smartly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>smartly</span></a><br>⚀ ⚁ ⚁ ⚀ ⚄→<a href="https://botsin.space/tags/appealing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>appealing</span></a><br>⚀ ⚅ ⚁ ⚁ ⚁→<a href="https://botsin.space/tags/clumsily" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>clumsily</span></a></p><p>womanly-nearest-eject-smartly-appealing-clumsily</p><p>Roll your own @ <a href="https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-wordlists-random-passphrases" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-</span><span class="invisible">wordlists-random-passphrases</span></a></p>
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@Om*<p>baby cannon...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/babies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>babies</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/cannon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cannon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>eject</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/seahorses" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>seahorses</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/sealife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sealife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/animatedgif" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>animatedgif</span></a></p>
@Om<p>baby cannon...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/babies" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>babies</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cannon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>cannon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/eject" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>eject</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/seahorses" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>seahorses</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sealife" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>sealife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/animatedgif" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>animatedgif</span></a></p>
@Om*baby cannon...<br> <br> <br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/babies?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#babies</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/cannon?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cannon</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/eject?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#eject</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/seahorses?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#seahorses</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/sealife?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sealife</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/animatedgif?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#animatedgif</a>