Half alien Ripley, finally back on Earth, started a feline rescue center named Jonesy's Heaven. Having concentrated acid for blood made it difficult to get dental care. #FictionalCharactersInRetirement
Half alien Ripley, finally back on Earth, started a feline rescue center named Jonesy's Heaven. Having concentrated acid for blood made it difficult to get dental care. #FictionalCharactersInRetirement
I like to think Frank Burns was honorably discharged, got the psychological help he needed, gave up surgery, and had a quiet life as a family doctor for at least a few years.
Ah we’re talking about #fictionalcharactersinretirement now? Well, here’s hoping that’s where Toadsworth has gone, otherwise the alternative is far worse…
C. C. Baxter became an insurance salesman in Huntington Beach, California, and had a boom selling car insurance to cocky teenagers. He became a Republican —a Reagan Republican— but refused to join the campaign in 1976. Contributed to Jewish medical charities even if he wasn't Jewish. Had three children with Fran. Retired in 1994 and for 22 years divided his time between Southern California and a ranch in Idaho. #FictionalCharactersInRetirement
The University of Oregon's new Anthropology wing has been named after the accomplished anthropologist, human rights activist, Nobel Peace Price award winner and general scholar of most major academic fields Prof. Dr. Johnny Five, in honor of his countless lifetime achievements.
In a recent interview, he stated that "there are so many cultures, so many different people. Each with so much unique input. Why make war when we have so much to learn?"
If you haven't seen this yet, you might want to take a peek.
"How was it to visit grandpa."
"Soooo boring. All he did was tell the same story about how he distracted the Eye of Sauron so that two hobbits could destroy the One Ring. Again. As if we haven't heard it a million times."
#fictionalcharactersinretirement Although he regarded it as the bane of his existence throughout his youth, as a successful NFL head coach Charlie Brown came to appreciate that sometimes you have to fake a field goal attempt for a chance to turn a one-possession game into a two-possession game. #hashtaggames
X-men and Superman in retirement.
X Supermen.
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- “Thank you for calling Roberts, Inc. For Dread Pirate Shipping and Cargo, press 1. For Man in Black Security Services, press 2. For Bonnetti’s Defense Fencing School, press 3. For the Iocaine Bar & Grill, press 4. For all other inquiries, including revenge, please stay on the line…”
- “Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You violated my copyright. Prepare to be sued.”
Santa says y’all are welcome to come by the North Pole anytime to pick up your presents this year. And make sure to grab a cookie on the way out - but don’t take too many, because they’re for everybody.
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On November 1, Linus Van Pelt was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his wife, Sally. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Pigpen. Several years earlier, Pigpen's wife Violet had thrown HIM out, requesting that HE never return. Can a world class fussbudget and an oblivious dust magnet share an apartment without driving each other crazy?
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Samus, having defeated Ridley an incredulous number of times, now sits across from the reborn (again x 1000) dragon, playing a rip-off, space-themed battleship clone, all in the heart of a planet only semi-destroyed by the 'DoomsEye', a planetary-destruction beam weapon used by Samus to destroy so many planets, it doesn't even work properly anymore.
Her ship destroyed, Ridley's wings ripped off, no where to go but here.
Just. One. More. Game.
Steve Rogers was suspended as Captain America and Team Member of The Avengers after failing a drug test for Super-Soldier Serum. The results are being appealed. #fictionalcharactersinretirement #HashtagGames
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Emperor Palpatine estimates how many sympathetic sons he'll have to sire then save to come back as an happy ghost.
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Without a proper name, A Horse was unable to begin Social Security retirement benefits and spends his sunset years at the track on the other side of the railing from his cleverly-named friends, making long odds bets to try to parlay his meager royalties into something close to comfort.
We owe him much after our desert trip, and we wish him well.
#fictionalcharactersinretirement Bart Simpson retired and bought a farm. Now he has a cow, man.
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