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ZammadWhen you’re a programmer and everyone thinks you’re IT Support, too... 🙄<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ProgrammerLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ProgrammerLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NotMyJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#NotMyJob</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#TechHumor</a>

pejacobyStepping into the “not my problem but let me try to help by directing to the person who can help” mode never seems to result in anything other than the next day being “hello again you helped me yesterday can you help me again?” endless cycle….<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/pleaseCallTheServiceDesk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pleaseCallTheServiceDesk</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/escalationPath" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#escalationPath</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/support" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#support</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/notMyJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notMyJob</a>

JKNWent to buy strings at Guitar Center. "Hi, can you help me install the strings? Since I have my guitar here with me." - "Sorry, I don't really know how to do that. I'm actually a teacher here. Just helping out the retail guy today." "Oh, what do you teach?" - "Guitar"😑 <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/guitar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#guitar</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/notmyjob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notmyjob</a>

Forest Hill & Honor Oak NewsRT from Michael Snasdell (@MichaelSnasdell)<a href="https://social.brainsys.com/tags/POTD2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#POTD2024</a> Day 73 Crime Scene. But not the kind you might expect in Lewisham. This was a crime against the Environment! Glad to see someone came out to wrap it in tape, then leave it all. <a href="https://social.brainsys.com/tags/potd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#potd</a> <a href="https://social.brainsys.com/tags/pictureoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pictureoftheday</a> <a href="https://social.brainsys.com/tags/mylifeinpictures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mylifeinpictures</a> <a href="https://social.brainsys.com/tags/s24ultra" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#s24ultra</a> <a href="https://social.brainsys.com/tags/southlondon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#southlondon</a> <a href="https://social.brainsys.com/tags/se23" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#se23</a> <a href="https://social.brainsys.com/tags/notmyjob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notmyjob</a> <a href="https://social.brainsys.com/tags/lewisham" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lewisham</a>Original tweet: <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelSnasdell/status/1768051893232611489" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/MichaelSnasdell/status/1768051893232611489</a>

guyinahatPlease <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/notmyjob" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#notmyjob</a> please not my job! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/google" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#google</a> wants <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#AI</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/money" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#money</a> pronto! 5 million reward if you can tell them what to fuck up next!

ReallyKindaMost people’s responsibilities rely on other people’s responsibilities, so when we tell ourselves “not my job” there’s almost always an “as long as they do what they’re suppose to addendum.”If someone else doesn’t do it and it is a precursor for something you need than it _is_ your job. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#randomthoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/showerthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#showerthoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/responsibility" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#responsibility</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/notmyjob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notmyjob</a><a href="https://kbin.social/m/showerthoughts@lemmy.world/t/781007" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://kbin.social/m/showerthoughts@lemmy.world/t/781007</a>

T. J. Bombadil<a href="https://hachyderm.io/@jimfl" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@jimfl</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/notmyjob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notmyjob</a> I guess.

ghost_shit 🪣Today, I took my 8 items to the staffed checkout at Coles. I waited maybe 4 minutes while the person in front of me was served, and there were multiple self-serve checkouts available, but I was not in the mood to watch a livestream of me doing somebody else's job for them (for free, FFS!).[EDIT] The young person serving me seemed quite happy to be having interaction with other humans. [/EDIT]<a href="https://aus.social/tags/IDontWorkHere" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#IDontWorkHere</a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/NotMyJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NotMyJob</a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/ImTheCustomer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ImTheCustomer</a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/TheCustomerIsAlwaysRight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TheCustomerIsAlwaysRight</a>

`Da ElfOh come on. I'm just vaping but we're playing with Amazon Parking again?Technically this isn't my Circus, not my Monkeys. (Only I hacked it two weeks ago).Facility managers are in Chicago and Vacation (I've got them on fucking speed dial) So it's me and "Security". Mall Cops are freaking out and I'm keeping everyone contained.Fucking Joy.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/InfoSec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#InfoSec</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Stupid</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/NotMyJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NotMyJob</a>

jonny (good kind)the electrical engineers who hooked up the president's bed rotation angle to the red lights and alarm system were the only ones who could make it through the government contracting process <a href="https://neuromatch.social/tags/NotMyJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NotMyJob</a> <a href="https://neuromatch.social/tags/NeuroParty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NeuroParty</a>

Scott JacksonForget <a href="https://c.im/tags/PizzaRat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PizzaRat</a>, the <a href="https://c.im/tags/PaintedPothole" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PaintedPothole</a> is the true <a href="https://c.im/tags/NYC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NYC</a> mascot. <a href="https://c.im/tags/notmyjob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notmyjob</a>

bender21<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/notmyjob" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#notmyjob</a>

BrandUnbrandFLO // <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FLO" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#FLO</a> //Not My Job [Live performance at Vevo DSCVR, 2022]//via // <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/IslandRecords" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#IslandRecords</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/UniversalMusic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#UniversalMusic</a> //<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/brandunbrand" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#brandunbrand</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/youtube" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#youtube</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#music</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LiveMusic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#LiveMusic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FLO" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#FLO</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheLead" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#TheLead</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NotMyJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#NotMyJob</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ren%C3%A9eDowner" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#RenéeDowner</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JorjaDouglas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#JorjaDouglas</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StellaQuaresma" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#StellaQuaresma</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MNEK" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#MNEK</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Emenike" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Emenike</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Vevo" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Vevo</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DSCVR" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#DSCVR</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/UzoechiEmenike" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#UzoechiEmenike</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TalayRiley" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#TalayRiley</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DayoOlatunji" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#DayoOlatunji</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SteveNti" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#SteveNti</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TreJeanMarie" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#TreJeanMarie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/EmmanuelMitchell" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#EmmanuelMitchell</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JefferyOseiAsibey" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#JefferyOseiAsibey</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AlekseyLopez" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#AlekseyLopez</a>link youtube: <a href="https://youtu.be/B7xmqFBuK9k" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">https://youtu.be/B7xmqFBuK9k</a>

skoops :verified:<a href="https://skoops.social/tags/notmyjob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notmyjob</a> <a href="https://skoops.social/tags/fast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#fast</a>

Mathias Duschl1. Einsatz: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gesundheitsberatung" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Gesundheitsberatung</a> bei V.a. C19 Infektion, Unterstützung bei Einnahme von Paracetamol 2. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Einsatz" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Einsatz</a>: Gesundheitsberatung bei Infekt der oberen Atemwege im <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Pflegeheim" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Pflegeheim</a>, Unterstützung bei Inbetriebnahme des Heimsauerstoffgeräts 3. Einsatz: Gesundheitsberatung bei schwerwiegender <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/M%C3%A4nnergrippe" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Männergrippe</a>, Unterstützung bei Einnahme von Ibu-Tabletten <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rettungsdienst" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#rettungsdienst</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hirnstatthelden" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#hirnstatthelden</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/notmyjob" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#notmyjob</a>

Mr. Wilson<a href="https://lincolnite.net/@nirak" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@nirak</a> Sounds a lot like a classic case of <a href="https://lincolnite.net/tags/notMyJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notMyJob</a>. "I ain't no gardener or landscaper, I just paint the lines."

wuffel<a href="https://chaos.social/@Phoenyx" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@Phoenyx</a> nunja. Berufsrisiko von Soldaten ist, verbrannt, überfahren, gesprengt, durchlöchert, gefoltert, ertränkt und erstickt zu werden. Und auf Kommando womöglich auf die eigenen Freunde schiessen zu müssen. <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/NotMyJob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NotMyJob</a>

stabbotHow in the hell did this relationship even get started? <a href="https://peertube.video/videos/watch/bea70eb7-db23-453f-97ad-9dfc9f779da3" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://peertube.video/videos/watch/bea70eb7-db23-453f-97ad-9dfc9f779da3</a>

Reddit :unverified:Elevator at my work. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/NotMyJob/comments/b0fvwu/elevator_at_my_work/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.reddit.com/r/NotMyJob/comments/b0fvwu/elevator_at_my_work/</a> <a href="https://quey.org/tags/notmyjob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NotMyJob</a>

Emmanuel Revah<a href="https://social.hoga.fr/@trent" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@trent</a> <a href="https://social.hoga.fr/tags/notmyjob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NotMyJob</a> vs <a href="https://social.hoga.fr/tags/youhadonejob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#YouHadOneJob</a>

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