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ThereminWhy are so few vampires members of organizations and projects?
TardisCaptain.com<p>When I was a kid, we got a dog from a blacksmith.</p><p>As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door.</p><p><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
FunHouse Radio<p>► <a href="https://FunHouseRadio.com" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">FunHouseRadio.com</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> &lt;-- TUNE IN<br>Like this <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a>? Try the <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/stream" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>stream</span></a>! <br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/startrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>startrek</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/scifi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scifi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/TV" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TV</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/90s" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>90s</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/80s" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>80s</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/cringe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cringe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/doh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>doh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/epic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>epic</span></a></p>
Absolute Memery 🎭<p>Again with the <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Picard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Picard</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/CaptainPicard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainPicard</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/StarTrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>StarTrek</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
DonMyrtle<p>Witzelsucht Gun<br />- Witzelsucht (German:[ˈvɪtsl̩ˌzʊxt] &quot;jokingaddiction&quot;) is a set of rare neurological symptoms characterized by a tendency to make puns<br /><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>comic</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>pun</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/german" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>german</span></a> <br /><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mastoart" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>mastoart</span></a></p>
Roland Maurice<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LimHengSwe" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>LimHengSwe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>comic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>pun</span></a></p>
Sindastra :autism: :butterflyLesbian: 🌈🍀<p><span>"And that's my conclusion."<br><br>"Checks out."<br><br>The Czech: What did we ever do?!<br><br></span><a href="https://misskey.sindastra.net/tags/pun" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pun</a> <a href="https://misskey.sindastra.net/tags/wordplay" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#wordplay</a> <a href="https://misskey.sindastra.net/tags/joke" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a></p>
Absolute Memery 🎭<p>bet you didn't expect a train <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a>. <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
Krononaut Moon 🌑<p><a href="https://me.dm/tags/BigThink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BigThink</span></a>: How a Team of <a href="https://me.dm/tags/Female" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Female</span></a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/Astronomers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Astronomers</span></a> Revolutionized Our Understanding of <a href="https://me.dm/tags/Stars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Stars</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://me.dm/tags/Astronomer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Astronomer</span></a> Anna Frebel delivers a fascinating 3-min talk on the influential <a href="https://me.dm/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> of <a href="https://me.dm/tags/women" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>women</span></a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/scientists" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scientists</span></a> analyzing &amp; categorizing <a href="https://me.dm/tags/celestial" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>celestial</span></a> bodies. Female "<a href="https://me.dm/tags/computers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>computers</span></a>" were making "stellar" contributions [her <a href="https://me.dm/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a>] in the early decades of the 20th <a href="https://me.dm/tags/century" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>century</span></a>. </p><p>🔗 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-lJx4E0mjY" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=D-lJx4E0mj</span><span class="invisible">Y</span></a> 2016 Feb 24 <br>🔗 <a href="https://Wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Frebel" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">Wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Frebel</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> </p><p><a href="https://me.dm/tags/Community" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Community</span></a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/TimeTravel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TimeTravel</span></a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/Research" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Research</span></a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/quantum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quantum</span></a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>physics</span></a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/2025Mar14" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>2025Mar14</span></a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/Kronodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Kronodon</span></a></p>
Mark Crocker<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://flipboard.com/@ArsTechnica" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>ArsTechnica</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://flipboard.com/@arstechnica/ars-technica-nb4if9fgz" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>ars-technica-ArsTechnica</span></a></span> I just hope no one makes an NFT of it or we'll end up with a Crypto Cryptid 🤣</p><p><a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a></p>
Kevin Guertin<p>What do you call a man who's had too many Margaritas? A cab. <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23punny" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#punny</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23pun" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pun</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23punday" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#punday</a></p>
Mr. V<p>Is littering repeatedly an alitteration?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
S. Vaeth<p>3-30-24 Sketch Daily: Eye candy / basket</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sketchdaily" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>sketchdaily</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dailydraw" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dailydraw</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/painting" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>painting</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/inkdrawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>inkdrawing</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/watercolor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>watercolor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/watercolorpainting" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>watercolorpainting</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ink" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ink</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/paint" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>paint</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/artisttradingcard" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>artisttradingcard</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/drawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>drawing</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sketch" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>sketch</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/eyecandy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>eyecandy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/candy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>candy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/eyes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>eyes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/horror" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>horror</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/basket" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>basket</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bow" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bow</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/present" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>present</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gift" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>gift</span></a></p>
Teri Yaki 🖌️🎹🚲💻<p>Die Geschichte geht so: nachdem man den Truppen des Holofernes sein Haupt gezeigt hatte während sein Körper noch im Bett lag, machten diese sich vor Angst in die Hose und gaben auf und Fersengeld. Oder auch so: Die Soldaten wolten gemeinsam mit ihrem Anführer losstürmen fanden dass ihm ein entscheidendes Körperteil fehle und waren daraufhin auch ein wenig Kopflos. Das ist ja alles Historie aber ob das heute noch funktioniert?</p><p> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/intended" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>intended</span></a></p>
TardisCaptain.com<p>What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?</p><p>They kaleidoscope.</p><p><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
Absolute Memery 🎭<p>💩 <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
Absolute Memery 🎭<p>Goth.<br>Visigoth: Updating an old meme with this gorgeous high-viz corset! <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Corset" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Corset</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Goth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Goth</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Visigoth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Visigoth</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
TardisCaptain.com<p>Breaking news: historians believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that once belonged to William Shakespeare.</p><p>A spokesperson said, "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B."</p><p><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
jjjacq<span class="h-card"><a href="https://piaille.fr/users/MaximeMessier" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>MaximeMessier</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.zaclys.com/users/Djeannot" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Djeannot</span></a></span> Nice <a href="https://friendica.world/search?tag=pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> and Franco-English as well. Well done!
David W. Jones<p>The Penis: Mightier Than The Sword<br /><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>pun</span></a></p>