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DerickDoes<p>This week’s episode of <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/StDenisMedical" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>StDenisMedical</span></a> was so awkward! It felt like the Scott’s Tots episode of <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Amanda Wells<p>Hello! My name is Amanda. This is my <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>introduction</span></a> to Mastodon. I am migrating away from the U.S. fascist-backed social media platforms to a more positive space and I'm excited about the possibilities here! I'm based out of the Pacific Northwest. Please let me know your recommended hashtags and accounts for some of my interests below: </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dogs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/books" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>books</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/justice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>justice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nature" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nature</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/teaching" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>teaching</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/theater" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>theater</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>music</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/musicals" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>musicals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tv" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>tv</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/thegoodplace" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>thegoodplace</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/theofficeus" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>theofficeus</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/arresteddevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>arresteddevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pottery" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>pottery</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/birds" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>birds</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hiking" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>hiking</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>Two crazy kids on<br />the journey of life. Going<br />to Pennsylvania</p><p> - S08E20 'Welcome Party'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>All right, just out of<br />curiosity what were<br />the claims for those beans?</p><p> - S07E19 'Training Day'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>And you may think he's<br />hard to love but did you know<br />that he's in not one?</p><p> - S08E01 'The List'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>I am supposed to<br />collect eyewitness accounts<br />Who saw Dwight do this</p><p> - S07E24 'Search Committee'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>Ah everyone wants<br />to be rich. But nobody<br />wants to work for it</p><p> - S08E03 'Lotto'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>The worst thing you can<br />do for your immune system<br />is to coddle it</p><p> - S07E07 'Christening'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>And I know Ryan's<br />kind of a sketchy guy, but<br />hey, I married Jim...</p><p> - S07E09 'Wuphf.com'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>What am I doing<br />it for You're doing it for<br />all those kids out there</p><p> - S07E21 'Goodbye, Michael'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>I'll collect them and<br />then display the cards on This<br />Resolution board</p><p> - S07E13 'The Seminar'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>She's right, you're being<br />a jabroni. And you a<br />Thomas Oregon</p><p> - S08E22 'Fundraiser'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>I'll tell you one thing,<br />I'm not going to be a<br />good mom tonight. Whoo!</p><p> - S07E21 'Goodbye, Michael'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>You are going to<br />be sleeping by yourself for<br />the rest of your life</p><p> - S06E04 'Niagara'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>I'm just kidding She<br />told me about it Good She<br />was not into me</p><p> - S07E05 'The Sting'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>Look at me like you're<br />adoring me and I look<br />at the camera</p><p> - S08E24 'Free Family Portrait Studio'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>Wow, Michael. This must<br />be obvious how wrong this<br />is. The Antichrist</p><p> - S06E13 'The Banker'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>"The power cord on<br />your Sabre printer shocked you<br />into a coma..."</p><p> - S07E15 'Pda'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
Haiku from The Office<p>You need at least one<br />other element for it<br />to be a party</p><p> - S08E01 'The List'</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOffice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOfficeUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheOfficeUS</span></a></p>
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