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@BadWrongFun@witches.town Ae we going to have to learn 151 sets of pronouns?

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@BadWrongFun@witches.town Ae we going to have to learn 151 sets of pronouns?

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#inktober #inktober2017 I'm realizing now that I've been falling into the trap of trying to outdo myself each day, a habit that only leads to burnout and despair. So let's reset things a little and get back to fat pens and messy strokes. Here's a birb.
https://mastodon.social/media/LNvzf6z9 4XF0hdwgstc

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#inktober #inktober2017 I'm realizing now that I've been falling into the trap of trying to outdo myself each day, a habit that only leads to burnout and despair. So let's reset things a little and get back to fat pens and messy strokes. Here's a birb.
https://mastodon.social/media/LNvzf6z9 4XF0hdwgstc

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#inktober #inktober2017 Day 8: Literary adaptation. Posting this a little late, but under the circumstances it's something of a miracle that I have anything to post at all. https://mastodon.social/media/GmQXKdSG KEgSXMS94bM

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#inktober #inktober2017 Day 8: Literary adaptation. Posting this a little late, but under the circumstances it's something of a miracle that I have anything to post at all. https://mastodon.social/media/GmQXKdSG KEgSXMS94bM

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#inktober #inktober2017 Day 7: Batman https://mastodon.social/media/NZDs5ctm ojuPj4wsxvc

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#inktober #inktober2017 Day 6: snake trellis https://mastodon.social/media/WsvLzNaB kdd-_D2WLu8

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#inktober #inktober2017 Day 5: Let's try out some two-point perspective. https://mastodon.social/media/NCzXigMF ZPB7dfZnoQ8

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#inktober #inktober2017 Day 5: Let's try out some two-point perspective. https://mastodon.social/media/NCzXigMF ZPB7dfZnoQ8

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@ranjit Good luck!

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@ranjit Good luck!

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#inktober #inktober2017 Day 4, in which I try out some simple texturing effects on a partly-eaten sandwich. https://mastodon.social/media/jhKZR9aX p1kjoEvxOBw

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#inktober #inktober2017 Day 4, in which I try out some simple texturing effects on a partly-eaten sandwich. https://mastodon.social/media/jhKZR9aX p1kjoEvxOBw

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#inktober Day 3: Capybara https://mastodon.social/media/NtQbanbm smOr-2uczOs

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#inktober Day 3: Capybara https://mastodon.social/media/NtQbanbm smOr-2uczOs

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I guess I should be posting my #inktober here too, huh? Here's the first two days. Day 3 coming before the end of the day, hopefully.

No, I don't normally draw, other than idle doodles. Doesn't matter. Inktober is for everybody.

https://mastodon.social/media/HVN79nY0 RTiAawVNaZ8 https://mastodon.social/media/ThVEkXGH lyufgbxJQGo

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I guess I should be posting my #inktober here too, huh? Here's the first two days. Day 3 coming before the end of the day, hopefully.

No, I don't normally draw, other than idle doodles. Doesn't matter. Inktober is for everybody.

https://mastodon.social/media/HVN79nY0 RTiAawVNaZ8 https://mastodon.social/media/ThVEkXGH lyufgbxJQGo

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@mogwai_poet Ooh, we have a lovely solution to that where I work: after we finish loading all our requires, we install a special metatable on the global environment, with __index and __newindex methods that pop up an error dialog on referencing anything unknown.

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@mogwai_poet Ooh, we have a lovely solution to that where I work: after we finish loading all our requires, we install a special metatable on the global environment, with __index and __newindex methods that pop up an error dialog on referencing anything unknown.

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Has there ever been a Superman story where he has to beat someone at a car race, like it's a Fast and the Furious scenario or something, and he does it by just picking up his car and running, and technically that counts because all the rules say is that the first car to pass the finish line wins?

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Has there ever been a Superman story where he has to beat someone at a car race, like it's a Fast and the Furious scenario or something, and he does it by just picking up his car and running, and technically that counts because all the rules say is that the first car to pass the finish line wins?

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@Gargron Fortunately, "success" by some "metric" is not a condition for its continued use. This is one of the main advantages it has over commercialy-run systems.

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@Gargron Fortunately, "success" by some "metric" is not a condition for its continued use. This is one of the main advantages it has over commercialy-run systems.

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@verity Yes, and only when specifically contrasting them to alcoholic drinks. Like, I wouldn't say "I could go for a soft drink right now", but I might say "There's beer, wine, and soft drinks in the fridge".

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@verity Yes, and only when specifically contrasting them to alcoholic drinks. Like, I wouldn't say "I could go for a soft drink right now", but I might say "There's beer, wine, and soft drinks in the fridge".

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There is a new game on Steam called "Cynoclept".

My first reaction: "Dog thief?"

After googling: "Yes. Yes, that is exactly what it means."

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There is a new game on Steam called "Cynoclept".

My first reaction: "Dog thief?"

After googling: "Yes. Yes, that is exactly what it means."

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True game dev story: In some of the adventure games I've worked on, we indicate which objects you can interact with by means of a small icon. By default, the icon is placed in the center of the object's selection area. If the object is a human figure, that puts the icon right on the crotch, and it looks like you're specifically allowing the player to interact with their crotch.

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True game dev story: In some of the adventure games I've worked on, we indicate which objects you can interact with by means of a small icon. By default, the icon is placed in the center of the object's selection area. If the object is a human figure, that puts the icon right on the crotch, and it looks like you're specifically allowing the player to interact with their crotch.

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If you have "III" at the end of your name, and you're not a king or a pope, I can say for sure that your father is an asshole.

Having the same name as a close relative creates all manner of avoidable confusion and inconvenience and need for clarification. Your grandfather didn't know this when he named your father, so he can be forgiven. But your father? He grew up with it, and decided to inflict it on you anyway. And that makes him an asshole.

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If you have "III" at the end of your name, and you're not a king or a pope, I can say for sure that your father is an asshole.

Having the same name as a close relative creates all manner of avoidable confusion and inconvenience and need for clarification. Your grandfather didn't know this when he named your father, so he can be forgiven. But your father? He grew up with it, and decided to inflict it on you anyway. And that makes him an asshole.

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@jasminehenry Dominique Pamplemousse

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@jasminehenry Dominique Pamplemousse

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@mogwai_poet The bit where he rubs the ice cream trowel on a public bench really suggests to me that it's just a guy indulging a fetish.

Although there's always a possibility that it's based on a pun in Japanese. I find that's often the explanation for the really incomprehensible stuff.

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@mogwai_poet The bit where he rubs the ice cream trowel on a public bench really suggests to me that it's just a guy indulging a fetish.

Although there's always a possibility that it's based on a pun in Japanese. I find that's often the explanation for the really incomprehensible stuff.

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Undertale "Collector's Edition" (https://www. fangamer.com/products/undertal e-ps4-vita) includes a physical music-box locket decorated with the Delta Rune and the words "Best Friends Forever"

If you've played Undertale, you're probably assuming that the locket plays Memory. I just want to point out that the description doesn't actually say that, and that Toby Fox is just enough of a troll to have it play Bonetrousle or Megalovania or something.

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Undertale "Collector's Edition" (https://www. fangamer.com/products/undertal e-ps4-vita) includes a physical music-box locket decorated with the Delta Rune and the words "Best Friends Forever"

If you've played Undertale, you're probably assuming that the locket plays Memory. I just want to point out that the description doesn't actually say that, and that Toby Fox is just enough of a troll to have it play Bonetrousle or Megalovania or something.