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"xo"
"doggo sez ok"
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, please work"
"fart"
"The doctor warned me that with my corpulence [𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔭𝔲𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢]"
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If you had to recommend someone read 5 debug outputs to really get a feel for you and your tastes what 5 would you pick?
https://twitter.com/_thp/status/103710 8920240807936

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"xo"
"doggo sez ok"
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, please work"
"fart"
"The doctor warned me that with my corpulence [𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔭𝔲𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢]"
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If you had to recommend someone read 5 debug outputs to really get a feel for you and your tastes what 5 would you pick?
https://twitter.com/_thp/status/103710 8920240807936

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If you had to recommend someone read 5 debug outputs to really get a feel for you and your tastes what 5 would you pick?

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If you had to recommend someone read 5 debug outputs to really get a feel for you and your tastes what 5 would you pick?

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Has THIS ever happened to YOU?

You have a job to be done, but your REGULAR fox just doesn’t seem up to the task!?

WELL, have I got a solution for YOU!

PRESENTING:

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Has THIS ever happened to YOU?

You have a job to be done, but your REGULAR fox just doesn’t seem up to the task!?

WELL, have I got a solution for YOU!

PRESENTING:

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I started working at my family’s hardware store when I was 7 for free. At 9 I started making $.50 an hour, at 11 I made $2 an hour, at 14 $6.15 [minimum wage] an hour and I left at 19 making ~ $9 an hour
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Labor Day huh? What was your very first job and how much did you make?
https://twitter.com/Amirkhary/status/1 036621929359106049

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I started working at my family’s hardware store when I was 7 for free. At 9 I started making $.50 an hour, at 11 I made $2 an hour, at 14 $6.15 [minimum wage] an hour and I left at 19 making ~ $9 an hour
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Labor Day huh? What was your very first job and how much did you make?
https://twitter.com/Amirkhary/status/1 036621929359106049

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House on the Rocks
https://www. instagram.com/p/BnSR3AQAMyg/

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House on the Rocks
https://www. instagram.com/p/BnSR3AQAMyg/

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Port is like what if fig newtons were a liquid?

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Port is like what if fig newtons were a liquid?

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HELLO! This grocery store in Iowa has a 10 for $10 deal on Annie’s Mac and cheese so here I am walking around/living my best life while the rest of my party finishes their shopping

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HELLO! This grocery store in Iowa has a 10 for $10 deal on Annie’s Mac and cheese so here I am walking around/living my best life while the rest of my party finishes their shopping

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Just passed a billboard with the phone number 1-800-LAW-TIGERS

Have a great day furries!

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Just passed a billboard with the phone number 1-800-LAW-TIGERS

Have a great day furries!

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I prefer to think of the way my beard hair grows in less as “neck-beard” and more as “natural contour”

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I prefer to think of the way my beard hair grows in less as “neck-beard” and more as “natural contour”

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Here's a pro-tip: If you get stopped by a police officer for doing crimes, just shrug and say "Ain't no rules say a dog can't play basketball!"

They legally have to let you go, no matter WHAT the crime was!

Just a helpful little tip for my criminal friends!

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Here's a pro-tip: If you get stopped by a police officer for doing crimes, just shrug and say "Ain't no rules say a dog can't play basketball!"

They legally have to let you go, no matter WHAT the crime was!

Just a helpful little tip for my criminal friends!

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Are we all prepared to talk about the fact that @overzen@twitter.com has somehow time traveled from his role in 1965 sitcom My Mother The Car, a show where the main characters mother is resurrected: as a car

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Are we all prepared to talk about the fact that @overzen@twitter.com has somehow time traveled from his role in 1965 sitcom My Mother The Car, a show where the main characters mother is resurrected: as a car

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You think the letter g ever gets bummed out when we use an apostrophe instead of it at the end of the word?

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You think the letter g ever gets bummed out when we use an apostrophe instead of it at the end of the word?

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Reply to this tweet and I will make a short song of your tweet [I’ll probably stop after 5]

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Reply to this tweet and I will make a short song of your tweet [I’ll probably stop after 5]

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Continuing thoughts on relationships and #asexuality

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@duncandahusky I’m glad, to the former!

And to the latter, yeah- it’s weird how it feels taboo to talk about NOT being sexual. Some unseen expectation that were all supposed to want to basically wanna fuck 24/7, 365

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@duncandahusky I’m glad, to the former!

And to the latter, yeah- it’s weird how it feels taboo to talk about NOT being sexual. Some unseen expectation that were all supposed to want to basically wanna fuck 24/7, 365

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Continuing thoughts on relationships and #asexuality

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@duncandahusky mad and I don't really have much sexual chemistry towards each other, and the moments when we're both hyper interested in sex at the same time are rare. We decided to be open and its working nicely for us, but even if we hadn't I don't think it would be a dealbreaker in either direction.

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@duncandahusky mad and I don't really have much sexual chemistry towards each other, and the moments when we're both hyper interested in sex at the same time are rare. We decided to be open and its working nicely for us, but even if we hadn't I don't think it would be a dealbreaker in either direction.

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Continuing thoughts on relationships and #asexuality

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@duncandahusky remember that you're you, no matter what- and that a romantic relationship is at its core based on who someone is, not their libido. I can't speak for the world, but sex isn't a critical part of a relationship for me- so dating somebody who isn't necessarily always going to be interested in sex wouldn't be something that really bothered me. I can't imagine that's limited to just me!

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@duncandahusky remember that you're you, no matter what- and that a romantic relationship is at its core based on who someone is, not their libido. I can't speak for the world, but sex isn't a critical part of a relationship for me- so dating somebody who isn't necessarily always going to be interested in sex wouldn't be something that really bothered me. I can't imagine that's limited to just me!

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@Brophey @CodexGator AHA: a victory toot toot

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@Brophey @CodexGator AHA: a victory toot toot

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@DuncanDaHusky @CodexGator @Brophey I couldn't log into that one, I got a white screen after I clicked the login button!

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@DuncanDaHusky @CodexGator @Brophey I couldn't log into that one, I got a white screen after I clicked the login button!

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@CodexGator I hate this, but also I love this

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@CodexGator I hate this, but also I love this

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Okay first mast on mastodon. Gotta make sure I make a good impression. I assume they're called masts? Anyway, excited to check out this new thing

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Okay first mast on mastodon. Gotta make sure I make a good impression. I assume they're called masts? Anyway, excited to check out this new thing