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Who decided to call it "white flight" instead of "vanilla extract"?

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Who decided to call it "white flight" instead of "vanilla extract"?

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It's baffling that we have a president who got into office by negging the American people.

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It's baffling that we have a president who got into office by negging the American people.

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They say gender is performative.
They also say I give one of the worst performances out there. Critically panned, 18% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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They say gender is performative.
They also say I give one of the worst performances out there. Critically panned, 18% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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There's also a print edition designed to be easier for dyslexics to read, but that one might not be ready for a couple of days.

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There's also a print edition designed to be easier for dyslexics to read, but that one might not be ready for a couple of days.

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There's one in large print too!
https://amzn.to/2CbmUPy

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There's one in large print too!
https://amzn.to/2CbmUPy

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Do you prefer a paper version?
Here you go! Buy this version and you'll get a Kindle copy for free.
https://amzn.to/2pNeKpi

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Do you prefer a paper version?
Here you go! Buy this version and you'll get a Kindle copy for free.
https://amzn.to/2pNeKpi

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I have a new book out!
"Explain THAT, Science!" is an explanation of the canon of scientific understanding from the perspective of a creationist school teacher who revels in his own lack of understanding.

Kindle version available for $.99 or free through Kindle Unlimited.
https://amzn.to/2OlWfHn

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I have a new book out!
"Explain THAT, Science!" is an explanation of the canon of scientific understanding from the perspective of a creationist school teacher who revels in his own lack of understanding.

Kindle version available for $.99 or free through Kindle Unlimited.
https://amzn.to/2OlWfHn

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Donald Trump's 2020 campaign slogan

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Donald Trump's 2020 campaign slogan

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When they go System of a Down, we go System of a Up

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When they go System of a Down, we go System of a Up

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Today I learned that David Lynch was asked to direct Return of the Jedi and said no.
I need to attend a Comic Con in the alternate universe where that happened, thank you.

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Today I learned that David Lynch was asked to direct Return of the Jedi and said no.
I need to attend a Comic Con in the alternate universe where that happened, thank you.

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Robert A. Heinlein's books are wild because he's doing the same thing as his contemporaries, exploring social issues with science fiction, but the moral lessons are the opposite of his peers. They're all "Maybe war is bad?" and he chimes in with "Be fascist, nuke shit yolo"

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Robert A. Heinlein's books are wild because he's doing the same thing as his contemporaries, exploring social issues with science fiction, but the moral lessons are the opposite of his peers. They're all "Maybe war is bad?" and he chimes in with "Be fascist, nuke shit yolo"

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I'm always amazed by the wacky laws on the books. Like how in New Hampshire you can't look directly at The Obelisk without being shot

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I'm always amazed by the wacky laws on the books. Like how in New Hampshire you can't look directly at The Obelisk without being shot

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If Pornhub were a person they'd be pretty tedious to hang out with because you'd want to order pizza and they'd keep insisting on getting you the kind with incestuous toppings.

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If Pornhub were a person they'd be pretty tedious to hang out with because you'd want to order pizza and they'd keep insisting on getting you the kind with incestuous toppings.

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Trump claims to be tough on crime but he still hasn't arrested the person who stole Len's sunshine.

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Trump claims to be tough on crime but he still hasn't arrested the person who stole Len's sunshine.

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I'm not saying this is an official picture of Captain America punching Trump, but the context makes it hard to refute.

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I'm not saying this is an official picture of Captain America punching Trump, but the context makes it hard to refute.

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This is the warning message that pops up on electronic voting machines if you try to vote for Trump.

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This is the warning message that pops up on electronic voting machines if you try to vote for Trump.

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You say you can't squeeze blood from a stone? Ok, let's see your geophlebotomy degree Mister Know-it-all

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You say you can't squeeze blood from a stone? Ok, let's see your geophlebotomy degree Mister Know-it-all

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I was an astronaut but they fired me because I kept throwing pennies off the roof of the space station.

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I was an astronaut but they fired me because I kept throwing pennies off the roof of the space station.