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Jeph Jacques @Jephjacques

what did the dog say to the snowman

Look I'm sorry but I'm clearly not the first person who's pissed on you today

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

OH MY GOD THE DOG IS ON THE LADDER, GET HIM DOWN FROM THERE

What is hunting dogs/ favourite R&B group?

the Pointer Sisters

"But dogtor," the patient cried, "I AM a good boy!"

@Gargron they will continue to do so

What is a shiba inu's favourite music television channel?

Muchmusic, very song, wow

why was the bad dog cop kicked off the force

he kept ruffing up suspects

What do you call a sled dog with three eyes

A malamutant

@catte actually I'm a mastodong

are you a mastoDO or a mastoDONT

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.@Gargron do you know what their favorite snack is

it's dog-ritos

What's dog gamers' favourite drink?

Mtn Dewclaw

Where is the best place to put your unused Great Danes?

the barking lot