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I have no idea how to use this website.

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I have no idea how to use this website.

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@chikadee Just checked and both of these films had remakes released in 1999, probably just to confuse people.

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@chikadee Just checked and both of these films had remakes released in 1999, probably just to confuse people.

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History toots itself; first as tragedy, second as boosts.

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History toots itself; first as tragedy, second as boosts.

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Getting really into water. Have y’all tried this stuff? Very hydrating.

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Getting really into water. Have y’all tried this stuff? Very hydrating.

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I asked Siri to find me some Christmas ghost stories and she just said, “Here’s some news,” and that’s how I found out John McCain died.

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I asked Siri to find me some Christmas ghost stories and she just said, “Here’s some news,” and that’s how I found out John McCain died.

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It’s me, your friend that says we need to hang out soon but never actually hangs out with you. I just like being alone most of the time but I still think you’re neat, so let’s keep saying we’ll hang out soon but never hang out.

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It’s me, your friend that says we need to hang out soon but never actually hangs out with you. I just like being alone most of the time but I still think you’re neat, so let’s keep saying we’ll hang out soon but never hang out.

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Here’s a historical coincidence for you.

In 1807, the Big Bone Lick Expedition was formed for the specific purpose of excavating mastodon fossils in Kentucky.

In 2018, users of the website Mastodon chuckle when reading the phrase “Big Bone Lick” on their timelines.

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Here’s a historical coincidence for you.

In 1807, the Big Bone Lick Expedition was formed for the specific purpose of excavating mastodon fossils in Kentucky.

In 2018, users of the website Mastodon chuckle when reading the phrase “Big Bone Lick” on their timelines.

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Trying to learn how to use this website by reading the wiki. What instance is this “male bonding group”?

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Trying to learn how to use this website by reading the wiki. What instance is this “male bonding group”?

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The name “Mastodon” literally means “nipple tooth,” because naturalist George Cuvier thought their teeth looked like nipples.

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The name “Mastodon” literally means “nipple tooth,” because naturalist George Cuvier thought their teeth looked like nipples.

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Mastodons went extinct due to overhunting by cave people, which is how everyone on this website will also die.

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Mastodons went extinct due to overhunting by cave people, which is how everyone on this website will also die.

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@Complaina Not a requirement but it is encouraged.

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@Complaina Not a requirement but it is encouraged.

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I see a lot of people referring to this as the “elephant site,” but mastodons are only distantly related to elephants. They do, however, both belong to the order Proboscidea.

This is the “proboscidean site.” I will die alone, hated by the world.

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I see a lot of people referring to this as the “elephant site,” but mastodons are only distantly related to elephants. They do, however, both belong to the order Proboscidea.

This is the “proboscidean site.” I will die alone, hated by the world.

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@0xKruzr the introduction of hearts on Twitter was a crime.

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@0xKruzr the introduction of hearts on Twitter was a crime.