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@pariahsickkid@mastodon.world LRRR ENJOYS THE FOLLOWING ARTISTS:
-SIGNALS MIDWEST
-OPEN MIKE EAGLE
-BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME
-BEAR VS SHARK
-INTO IT. OVER IT.
-PARACHUTE DAY
-RATBOYS
-SPANISH LOVE SONGS
-TIMESHARES
-CIRCLE TAKES THE SQUARE

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@pariahsickkid@mastodon.world LRRR ENJOYS THE FOLLOWING ARTISTS:
-SIGNALS MIDWEST
-OPEN MIKE EAGLE
-BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME
-BEAR VS SHARK
-INTO IT. OVER IT.
-PARACHUTE DAY
-RATBOYS
-SPANISH LOVE SONGS
-TIMESHARES
-CIRCLE TAKES THE SQUARE

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR DROPS PAIN ANSIBLE ON FOOT, CRIES

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR DROPS PAIN ANSIBLE ON FOOT, CRIES

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR CAPE CAUGHT IN REVOLVING DOOR.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR CAPE CAUGHT IN REVOLVING DOOR.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR BANNED FROM FLORIDA GATOR WRESTLING ATTRACTION AFTER ARRIVING WITH FLOWERS, ROADKILL

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR BANNED FROM FLORIDA GATOR WRESTLING ATTRACTION AFTER ARRIVING WITH FLOWERS, ROADKILL

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR SAYS "GRACIAS" AT MEXICAN RESTAURANT.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR SAYS "GRACIAS" AT MEXICAN RESTAURANT.

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@CardboardRobot CARDBOARD ROBOT, YOU ARE ALRIGHT.

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@CardboardRobot CARDBOARD ROBOT, YOU ARE ALRIGHT.

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I'M IN AN OMICRONIAN GROUP CHAT WHERE WE PRETEND TO TALK LIKE HUMANS. "I'LL CIRCLE BACK TO YOU ON THAT, TIMOTHY." "I NEED A VACATION FROM THIS VACATION." "MY POPPLERS, PLEASE, THEY'RE SICK."

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I'M IN AN OMICRONIAN GROUP CHAT WHERE WE PRETEND TO TALK LIKE HUMANS. "I'LL CIRCLE BACK TO YOU ON THAT, TIMOTHY." "I NEED A VACATION FROM THIS VACATION." "MY POPPLERS, PLEASE, THEY'RE SICK."

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OH, THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU DID INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINES BEFORE FUSION. HAVE FUN COOKING ON YOUR HELLWORLD, DIP ASSES.

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OH, THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU DID INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINES BEFORE FUSION. HAVE FUN COOKING ON YOUR HELLWORLD, DIP ASSES.

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OBSERVER OBSERVATIONS OBVIATED BY OBLITERATION ON OMICRONIAN'S ORDER

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OBSERVER OBSERVATIONS OBVIATED BY OBLITERATION ON OMICRONIAN'S ORDER

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES I CAN DO THIS ALL FUCKING NIGHT

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES I CAN DO THIS ALL FUCKING NIGHT

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES OMICRONIAN OMNIPOTENCE OVERSTATED, OPINE OBSERVERS.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES OMICRONIAN OMNIPOTENCE OVERSTATED, OPINE OBSERVERS.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES

OMICRONIAN SPACESHIP'S OMINOUS GREEN GLOW HARMLESS TO HUMANS

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES

OMICRONIAN SPACESHIP'S OMINOUS GREEN GLOW HARMLESS TO HUMANS

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES

LRRR NOT ENRAGED BY AMBIGUOUS DEMANDS OF HASHTAG GAME.

SERIOUSLY, IS IT BETTER IF THE FACT IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE BUT VIGOROUSLY, SHAMELESSLY DENIED, OR IF IT IS SIMPLY A FALSEHOOD? HUMAN LIES TAX MY PATIENCE.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES

LRRR NOT ENRAGED BY AMBIGUOUS DEMANDS OF HASHTAG GAME.

SERIOUSLY, IS IT BETTER IF THE FACT IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE BUT VIGOROUSLY, SHAMELESSLY DENIED, OR IF IT IS SIMPLY A FALSEHOOD? HUMAN LIES TAX MY PATIENCE.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR NOT SCARED OF SLIM WHITMAN SONG FROM MARS ATTACKS.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR NOT SCARED OF SLIM WHITMAN SONG FROM MARS ATTACKS.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES SPACE COMMODITY: LRRR LEAVINGS NET BIG MONEY ONLINE.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES SPACE COMMODITY: LRRR LEAVINGS NET BIG MONEY ONLINE.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR ADMIRES KEVIN FROM ENGINEERING

NO I DON'T SHUT UP STOP IT YOU DO

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR ADMIRES KEVIN FROM ENGINEERING

NO I DON'T SHUT UP STOP IT YOU DO

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR DROPS PAIN ANSIBLE ON FOOT, CRIES

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR DROPS PAIN ANSIBLE ON FOOT, CRIES

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES

AREA MAN MISSING AFTER WRONGING ALIEN KING

[I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE HE IS]

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES

AREA MAN MISSING AFTER WRONGING ALIEN KING

[I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE HE IS]

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES ROCKET TO OMICRON PERSEI 8 ACTUALLY VANAGON FULL OF WEED.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES ROCKET TO OMICRON PERSEI 8 ACTUALLY VANAGON FULL OF WEED.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES

LRRR IMPLICATED IN FUNTIME BALLISTIC DYNAMICS CORRUPTION SCANDAL.

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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES

LRRR IMPLICATED IN FUNTIME BALLISTIC DYNAMICS CORRUPTION SCANDAL.