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LRRR IS AFRAID OF WORKING WITH HUMANS IN THE CURRENT CULTURAL CLIMATE. NOBODY CAN TAKE A THREAT ANYMORE.

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LRRR IS AFRAID OF WORKING WITH HUMANS IN THE CURRENT CULTURAL CLIMATE. NOBODY CAN TAKE A THREAT ANYMORE.

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KEVIN AND ALL OF HIS LINE WILL PAY.

DOES, UH, TARGET SELL BAT'LETHS IN STORE, OR DO I HAVE TO ORDER ONLINE?

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KEVIN AND ALL OF HIS LINE WILL PAY.

DOES, UH, TARGET SELL BAT'LETHS IN STORE, OR DO I HAVE TO ORDER ONLINE?

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LRRR HAD ALREADY SAID, "I AM LRRR, CONQUEROR OF THE COMPANY SUMMER PICNIC AND LORD PLENIPOTENTIARY OF ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE. LRRR COMMANDS YOU TO FORWARD ALL DEATH RAY SPECIFICATIONS TO..." WHEN KEVIN'S VOICE SAID "HA HA, LEAVE IT. BEEP."

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LRRR HAD ALREADY SAID, "I AM LRRR, CONQUEROR OF THE COMPANY SUMMER PICNIC AND LORD PLENIPOTENTIARY OF ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE. LRRR COMMANDS YOU TO FORWARD ALL DEATH RAY SPECIFICATIONS TO..." WHEN KEVIN'S VOICE SAID "HA HA, LEAVE IT. BEEP."

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LRRR HAS ENDURED THE HORRIFYING INDIGNITIES OF OMICRONIAN CHILDHOOD, FUEL ROD STATION SUSHI, AND BEING CUT ADRIFT TO FREEZE IN THE ICY VACUUM OF SPACE. BUT THE CRUEL SUBTERFUGE OF KEVIN FROM ENGINEERING'S VOICEMAIL IS THE FINAL STRAW.

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LRRR HAS ENDURED THE HORRIFYING INDIGNITIES OF OMICRONIAN CHILDHOOD, FUEL ROD STATION SUSHI, AND BEING CUT ADRIFT TO FREEZE IN THE ICY VACUUM OF SPACE. BUT THE CRUEL SUBTERFUGE OF KEVIN FROM ENGINEERING'S VOICEMAIL IS THE FINAL STRAW.

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PLACE LRRR IN MEETINGS WITH OUR BUSINESS ENEMIES! YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT, BUT THEY WILL! IN LRRR'S EXPERIENCE, THERE WILL BE CAPITULATION AND LOTS OF PEE.

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PLACE LRRR IN MEETINGS WITH OUR BUSINESS ENEMIES! YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT, BUT THEY WILL! IN LRRR'S EXPERIENCE, THERE WILL BE CAPITULATION AND LOTS OF PEE.

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YOUR COMPLAINTS ABOUT LRRR'S LUST FOR DOMINANCE AND CONTROL SIMPLY ILLUSTRATE THAT THE CORPORATE CULTURE AT FUNTIME BALLISTIC DYNAMICS IS INCAPABLE OF HARNESSING LRRR'S DESTRUCTIVE POWER AND UNLEASHING IT UPON THE COMPANY'S ENEMIES.

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YOUR COMPLAINTS ABOUT LRRR'S LUST FOR DOMINANCE AND CONTROL SIMPLY ILLUSTRATE THAT THE CORPORATE CULTURE AT FUNTIME BALLISTIC DYNAMICS IS INCAPABLE OF HARNESSING LRRR'S DESTRUCTIVE POWER AND UNLEASHING IT UPON THE COMPANY'S ENEMIES.

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LRRR REQUIRES THE SUPPORT OF COUNTLESS LUMBAR BONES. MERE OFFICE CHAIRS ARE NOT CONDUCIVE TO AN OMICRONIAN OF LRRR'S CARRIAGE.

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LRRR REQUIRES THE SUPPORT OF COUNTLESS LUMBAR BONES. MERE OFFICE CHAIRS ARE NOT CONDUCIVE TO AN OMICRONIAN OF LRRR'S CARRIAGE.

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OF COURSE THE COLOSSAL THRONE MADE OF BONES IS A REASONABLE ACCOMMODATION. FUNTIME BALLISTIC DYNAMICS WILL BE HEARING FROM LRRR'S LAWYER!

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OF COURSE THE COLOSSAL THRONE MADE OF BONES IS A REASONABLE ACCOMMODATION. FUNTIME BALLISTIC DYNAMICS WILL BE HEARING FROM LRRR'S LAWYER!

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I AM LRRR, MASTER OF ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE. HOW DO YOU WISH TO RENDER YOUR TRIBUTE UNTO ME!?

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I AM LRRR, MASTER OF ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE. HOW DO YOU WISH TO RENDER YOUR TRIBUTE UNTO ME!?

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LRRR WANTS TO TRY THIS THING HE SAW ON GAME OF THRONES.

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LRRR WANTS TO TRY THIS THING HE SAW ON GAME OF THRONES.

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LRRR WISHES TO CONTEST THIS PARKING TICKET IN A TRIAL BY COMBAT.

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LRRR WISHES TO CONTEST THIS PARKING TICKET IN A TRIAL BY COMBAT.

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THE SHRIEKS AND CRIES FOR HELP ARE NORMAL.

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THE SHRIEKS AND CRIES FOR HELP ARE NORMAL.

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LRRR HAS AGAIN BEEN CAUTIONED THAT HIS ACTIONS ARE NOT CONSISTENT WITH FOSTERING A WELCOMING AND SUPPORTIVE WORKPLACE. BRYAN, LRRR WISHES TO EXTEND THE HÆQ'BLARÞ OF FRIENDSHIP AND RECONCILIATION TO YOU. LRRR WILL DESTROY THE OPPONENT OF YOUR CHOOSING.

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LRRR HAS AGAIN BEEN CAUTIONED THAT HIS ACTIONS ARE NOT CONSISTENT WITH FOSTERING A WELCOMING AND SUPPORTIVE WORKPLACE. BRYAN, LRRR WISHES TO EXTEND THE HÆQ'BLARÞ OF FRIENDSHIP AND RECONCILIATION TO YOU. LRRR WILL DESTROY THE OPPONENT OF YOUR CHOOSING.

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UH, SUSAN HAS SPOKEN WITH LRRR ABOUT THROWING CENTIPEDE VISCERA AT BRYAN. LRRR CANNOT PROMISE THAT IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, BUT LRRR DOES REGRET WASTING DELICIOUS CENTIPEDE FLESH ON A CREATURE THAT CANNOT EAT IT AND LIVE TO TELL THE TALE.

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UH, SUSAN HAS SPOKEN WITH LRRR ABOUT THROWING CENTIPEDE VISCERA AT BRYAN. LRRR CANNOT PROMISE THAT IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, BUT LRRR DOES REGRET WASTING DELICIOUS CENTIPEDE FLESH ON A CREATURE THAT CANNOT EAT IT AND LIVE TO TELL THE TALE.

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LRRR DOES NOT COMMENT, GASP, OR FAINT FROM TERROR WHEN YOU EAT SOUP.

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LRRR DOES NOT COMMENT, GASP, OR FAINT FROM TERROR WHEN YOU EAT SOUP.

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LRRR SCHEDULED THIS CONFERENCE ROOM FOR THE SPECIFIC PURPOSE OF CORNERING, DISMEMBERING, AND DEVOURING HIS GIANT ALTARIAN CENTIPEDE. DEAL WITH IT!

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LRRR SCHEDULED THIS CONFERENCE ROOM FOR THE SPECIFIC PURPOSE OF CORNERING, DISMEMBERING, AND DEVOURING HIS GIANT ALTARIAN CENTIPEDE. DEAL WITH IT!

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LRRR ENJOYS THE EARTH BEVERAGE COFFEE. IT IS SCALDING-HOT, INVIGORATING LIQUID EXPLOITATION. AND YOU CAN PUT WHIPPED CREAM ON IT.

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LRRR ENJOYS THE EARTH BEVERAGE COFFEE. IT IS SCALDING-HOT, INVIGORATING LIQUID EXPLOITATION. AND YOU CAN PUT WHIPPED CREAM ON IT.

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ALL NEW MEMBERS MUST SWEAR UNDYING LOYALTY TO LRRR.

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ALL NEW MEMBERS MUST SWEAR UNDYING LOYALTY TO LRRR.

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LRRR IS SEEKING EIGHT NEW MEMBERS FOR HIS BAND, LRRR AND THE OMICRON PERSEI 8. WE HAD SOME CREATIVE DIFFERENCES, THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND. LRRR'S ROOMBA IS CURRENTLY SWEEPING UP THE ASH THAT WAS ONCE OUR HORN SECTION.

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LRRR IS SEEKING EIGHT NEW MEMBERS FOR HIS BAND, LRRR AND THE OMICRON PERSEI 8. WE HAD SOME CREATIVE DIFFERENCES, THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND. LRRR'S ROOMBA IS CURRENTLY SWEEPING UP THE ASH THAT WAS ONCE OUR HORN SECTION.

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LRRR IS STRUGGLING TO CONQUER MICROSOFT OFFICE. DOES ANYONE KNOW THE HOTKEY FOR "ANNIHILATE GLIESE 581c"?

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LRRR IS STRUGGLING TO CONQUER MICROSOFT OFFICE. DOES ANYONE KNOW THE HOTKEY FOR "ANNIHILATE GLIESE 581c"?