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@tickytacky HMMM. LRRR REPEATEDLY PROMOTES OMICRONIAN SUPREMACY AND ADVOCATES FOR HUMAN SUFFERING. I MAY IMMEDIATELY RUN AFOUL OF YOUR GROUP'S RULES.

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@tickytacky HMMM. LRRR REPEATEDLY PROMOTES OMICRONIAN SUPREMACY AND ADVOCATES FOR HUMAN SUFFERING. I MAY IMMEDIATELY RUN AFOUL OF YOUR GROUP'S RULES.

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@tickytacky THANK YOU. YOU MAY REGRET THIS.

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@tickytacky THANK YOU. YOU MAY REGRET THIS.

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@bhawthorne OH, I ENVY YOU. I WISH I COULD DISCOVER #MOOSECOP AGAIN.

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@bhawthorne OH, I ENVY YOU. I WISH I COULD DISCOVER #MOOSECOP AGAIN.

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@RickiTarr WHY IS HULU ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL? MOOSE COP WOULD NOT STAND FOR THAT KIND OF THING.

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@RickiTarr WHY IS HULU ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL? MOOSE COP WOULD NOT STAND FOR THAT KIND OF THING.

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I HAVE TAUGHT MY GHOSTWRITER THE MEANING OF THE DUTY OF LOYALTY. I HAVE ALSO BLUDGEONED HIM WITH A FOLDING CHAIR. SO PLEASE EXUC E THE TPWOS MY HANDS AR ENORMOSU AND G3T PPORR RESPOSBE FRON TOUCH SCREAANA.

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I HAVE TAUGHT MY GHOSTWRITER THE MEANING OF THE DUTY OF LOYALTY. I HAVE ALSO BLUDGEONED HIM WITH A FOLDING CHAIR. SO PLEASE EXUC E THE TPWOS MY HANDS AR ENORMOSU AND G3T PPORR RESPOSBE FRON TOUCH SCREAANA.

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OOC: I'm actually a lawyer, a leftist, and an obnoxiously proud dad. He/him, happily married, history enthusiast, redactle loser, obviously not well adjusted. I play and write lots of music. I shamelessly combine aspects of Lrrr and Morbo into one character. An angry alien with a superiority complex struggling to navigate human society amuses me; I can be a heel and not take myself seriously. I like it here. I don't know how to become a beige partier, but they seem cool.

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OOC: I'm actually a lawyer, a leftist, and an obnoxiously proud dad. He/him, happily married, history enthusiast, redactle loser, obviously not well adjusted. I play and write lots of music. I shamelessly combine aspects of Lrrr and Morbo into one character. An angry alien with a superiority complex struggling to navigate human society amuses me; I can be a heel and not take myself seriously. I like it here. I don't know how to become a beige partier, but they seem cool.

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LRRR IS MURDEROUSLY ANGRY THAT #MOOSECOP IS NOT YET A REAL TELEVISION SERIES.

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LRRR IS MURDEROUSLY ANGRY THAT #MOOSECOP IS NOT YET A REAL TELEVISION SERIES.

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BAJA BLAST WITH LOTS OF VODKA IS VEGAN SLURM.

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BAJA BLAST WITH LOTS OF VODKA IS VEGAN SLURM.

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#moosecophulu #moosecop

IT'S DARK IN ANTLER PASS. MOOSE COP'S ALARM RINGS. HE DOZED OFF IN THE SQUAD CAR AND HAD THE DREAM AGAIN - THE SEPTEMBER AIR, THE GUN SHOT, THE BLAZE ORANGE VEST. WATCHING THE LIFE HE AND MOOSE WIFE WERE GOING TO MAKE FALL AWAY LIKE AUTUMN LEAVES. FOLLOWING THE TRAIL UNTIL IT WENT COLD IN THE CAMPGROUND PARKING LOT. THE ONE CASE HE CAN'T SOLVE.

HE SNORTS, SHAKES A WILLOW BRANCH OUT OF A HUGE PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE AND CHEWS. TODAY, SYRUP SMUGGLERS. TOMORROW, VENGEANCE.

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#moosecophulu #moosecop

IT'S DARK IN ANTLER PASS. MOOSE COP'S ALARM RINGS. HE DOZED OFF IN THE SQUAD CAR AND HAD THE DREAM AGAIN - THE SEPTEMBER AIR, THE GUN SHOT, THE BLAZE ORANGE VEST. WATCHING THE LIFE HE AND MOOSE WIFE WERE GOING TO MAKE FALL AWAY LIKE AUTUMN LEAVES. FOLLOWING THE TRAIL UNTIL IT WENT COLD IN THE CAMPGROUND PARKING LOT. THE ONE CASE HE CAN'T SOLVE.

HE SNORTS, SHAKES A WILLOW BRANCH OUT OF A HUGE PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE AND CHEWS. TODAY, SYRUP SMUGGLERS. TOMORROW, VENGEANCE.

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#changealetterchangeaplot COCAINE BEAN

EXACT SAME PLOT

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#changealetterchangeaplot COCAINE BEAN

EXACT SAME PLOT

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#changealetterchangeaplot #HASHTAGGAMES THE BARDS - POETS AND BUSKERS DESCEND ON HALF MOON BAY AND MENACE THE DECADENT LOCALS.

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#changealetterchangeaplot #HASHTAGGAMES THE BARDS - POETS AND BUSKERS DESCEND ON HALF MOON BAY AND MENACE THE DECADENT LOCALS.

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#changealetterchangeaplot #HASHTAGGAMES ALLEN - RIPLEY AND THE CREW ENCOUNTER A BORING MIDDLE-AGED ENGLISHMAN ON LV-426 AND RESOLVE TO BLAST HIM INTO SPACE.

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#changealetterchangeaplot #HASHTAGGAMES ALLEN - RIPLEY AND THE CREW ENCOUNTER A BORING MIDDLE-AGED ENGLISHMAN ON LV-426 AND RESOLVE TO BLAST HIM INTO SPACE.

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#changealetterchangeaplot #HASHTAGGAMES ENEMY DINE - LOU GOSSETT JR. KILLS AND EATS DENNIS QUAID

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#changealetterchangeaplot #HASHTAGGAMES ENEMY DINE - LOU GOSSETT JR. KILLS AND EATS DENNIS QUAID

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@jorsh YOU WILL BE FIRST

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@jorsh YOU WILL BE FIRST

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AS SOON AS YOU FUCKERS QUALIFY AS INTELLIGENT LIFE, IT IS ON.

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AS SOON AS YOU FUCKERS QUALIFY AS INTELLIGENT LIFE, IT IS ON.

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@pariahsickkid@mastodon.world LRRR WISHES TO CLARIFY: THIS IS A MERE HUMAN-FRIENDLY SELECTION. OMICRONIAN MUSIC WOULD CRUSH YOUR FRAGILE HUMAN BONES.

LRRR WISHES TO FURTHER HIGHLIGHT SOME ALBUMS:
-TALON OF THE HAWK
-THE WEAKERTHANS' REUNION TOUR
-DAMIERA'S M(US)IC
-MILO'S WHO TOLD YOU TO THINK??!!?!?!?!
-THE ALWAYS OPEN MOUTH
-PROTEST THE HERO' PALIMPSEST
-DRYJACKET'S FOR POSTERITY
-BURN, PIANO ISLAND, BURN
-PASS THE FLASK
-PARRHESIA
-TALLAHASSEE

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@pariahsickkid@mastodon.world LRRR WISHES TO CLARIFY: THIS IS A MERE HUMAN-FRIENDLY SELECTION. OMICRONIAN MUSIC WOULD CRUSH YOUR FRAGILE HUMAN BONES.

LRRR WISHES TO FURTHER HIGHLIGHT SOME ALBUMS:
-TALON OF THE HAWK
-THE WEAKERTHANS' REUNION TOUR
-DAMIERA'S M(US)IC
-MILO'S WHO TOLD YOU TO THINK??!!?!?!?!
-THE ALWAYS OPEN MOUTH
-PROTEST THE HERO' PALIMPSEST
-DRYJACKET'S FOR POSTERITY
-BURN, PIANO ISLAND, BURN
-PASS THE FLASK
-PARRHESIA
-TALLAHASSEE