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Breaking: Trump announces that at his Inauguration he will take the Presidential oath while placing his hand on a copy of Project 2025.

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Breaking: Trump announces that at his Inauguration he will take the Presidential oath while placing his hand on a copy of Project 2025.

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huh

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Double secret probation is a term used in American colleges to describe when a student is placed on academic probation for a second consecutive term. The student is at risk of being expelled if their GPA doesn't improve, but only the administration and the student know about the probation.

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Breaking: Senate Republicans announce that Matt Gaetz “is too good a candidate to allow to withdraw,” will proceed with AG nomination hearings.

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Breaking: Senate Republicans announce that Matt Gaetz “is too good a candidate to allow to withdraw,” will proceed with AG nomination hearings.

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Having resigned from Congress and withdrawn from the Attorney General nominee, Matt Gaetz can spend more time staying at least 1,000 feet away from schools, churches, child care facilities, and other areas where children gather.

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Having resigned from Congress and withdrawn from the Attorney General nominee, Matt Gaetz can spend more time staying at least 1,000 feet away from schools, churches, child care facilities, and other areas where children gather.

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Trump announces that he will take his time naming his next Attorney General nominee in order to fully consider the pool of potential candidates currently awaiting trial over sex crimes charges.

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Trump announces that he will take his time naming his next Attorney General nominee in order to fully consider the pool of potential candidates currently awaiting trial over sex crimes charges.

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BREAKING: Matt Gaetz has withdrawn as nominee for Attorney General, will return to being target of investigations by Attorney General.

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BREAKING: Matt Gaetz has withdrawn as nominee for Attorney General, will return to being target of investigations by Attorney General.

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Breaking: The US sees a surge of criminals crossing the border into the Cabinet.

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Breaking: The US sees a surge of criminals crossing the border into the Cabinet.

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Exclusive: President-elect Donald Trump selects Grok to oversee U.S. AI policy, according to people familiar with the transition efforts.

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Exclusive: President-elect Donald Trump selects Grok to oversee U.S. AI policy, according to people familiar with the transition efforts.

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Trump’s picks for attorney general and Pentagon chief will be meeting with senators on Capitol Hill this week. Seasoned observers believe the visits will be deemed successful if they manage not to sexually assault any of the Senators or their staff.

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Trump’s picks for attorney general and Pentagon chief will be meeting with senators on Capitol Hill this week. Seasoned observers believe the visits will be deemed successful if they manage not to sexually assault any of the Senators or their staff.

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Breaking: President-elect Donald Trump promises Morning Joe co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski “firsthand access” to one of his planned camps for journalists.

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Breaking: President-elect Donald Trump promises Morning Joe co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski “firsthand access” to one of his planned camps for journalists.

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WEST PALM BEACH, Florida - Donald Trump selects North Carolina Lt. Governor Mark Robinson to be Education Secretary.

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WEST PALM BEACH, Florida - Donald Trump selects North Carolina Lt. Governor Mark Robinson to be Education Secretary.

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Unfair to say that Cybertruck owners are divorced dads, there are also incels.

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Unfair to say that Cybertruck owners are divorced dads, there are also incels.

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I've never felt so close to my grandparents as when I'm about to get the viruses they all but eliminated.

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I've never felt so close to my grandparents as when I'm about to get the viruses they all but eliminated.

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The Biden Administration’s FBI criminal background check team could do the funniest thing right now.

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The Biden Administration’s FBI criminal background check team could do the funniest thing right now.

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Jake Paul announces his next opponent, “Fightin’ Joe” Biden.

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Jake Paul announces his next opponent, “Fightin’ Joe” Biden.

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In a surprise move, RFK Jr selects a virus to lead the NIH.

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In a surprise move, RFK Jr selects a virus to lead the NIH.

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Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, has already inspired many women to take defense classes.

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Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, has already inspired many women to take defense classes.

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“A second sexual assault allegation has hit a Cabinet nominee.”

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“A second sexual assault allegation has hit a Cabinet nominee.”

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The famous photo of a visibly alarmed President George W Bush being informed that a second plane had hit the World Trade Center towers on September 11, 2001.

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What if — bear with me — Trump is executing on a wily “To Catch a Predator” plan to lure all of the sex offenders into the first Cabinet meeting so they can be arrested en masse?

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What if — bear with me — Trump is executing on a wily “To Catch a Predator” plan to lure all of the sex offenders into the first Cabinet meeting so they can be arrested en masse?

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Breaking: Donald Trump expresses concern that allegations that his choice to lead the Defense Department, Pete Hegseth, sexually assaulted a woman in 2017 are only allegations.

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Breaking: Donald Trump expresses concern that allegations that his choice to lead the Defense Department, Pete Hegseth, sexually assaulted a woman in 2017 are only allegations.