his dog Atlas
@MissingThePt That’s a good one.
I can't stop thinking about his consultants just wracking their brains... "how do we make you seem more human?"
This isn't a terrible idea. Just hope he keeps Atlas away from Christy Noam.
@MissingThePt And of course he named the dog “Atlas.” What a dick.
@alexlubertozzi @MissingThePt "Atlas shat in the plane" could be a book title?
@alexlubertozzi @MissingThePt Can dogs even shrug?
Someone should tell him that's not how a real dog owner holds a dog leash.
@mastodonmigration @MissingThePt Yeah, he’s holding it like he’s riding a horse. I wonder if that photo was generated with AI or is just a bad photoshop job?
@MissingThePt That's a #weird way to hold a leash
@MissingThePt it's time for him to shrug this asshole off.
@alper He can’t. LoL Those pesky election laws. @MissingThePt
@Pineywoozle @MissingThePt
Are we both talking about Atlas here?
@Pineywoozle
I meant. Atlas should shrug JD off.
But I'm sure he's a good boy and he knows who to bite. ;)
@MissingThePt there's a man who's never held a brolly or walked a dog
@MissingThePt This meme is nice but would be even nicer on a Venn diagram.
@MissingThePt
That dog is walking him.
@MissingThePt They went to 'Rent a Dog'?
@MissingThePt
Rent-a-dog. Day one. I feel sorry for Atlas.
@MissingThePt Rather like Ayn Rand's novel I just shrug at this
JD (not as popular as Sarah Palin) Vance bought a dog to campaign with, to look normal.
And he looks so normal now.
This is a British Paper, they can see Russia's Vance from London.
@MissingThePt he’s taking Harry Truman’s famous advice!
@MissingThePt @kevinrns He left his cat, Shrugged, at home.
@tylerknowsnothing @MissingThePt @kevinrns he couldn't be seen with a cat, after all that "childless cat lady" stuff
@MissingThePt come on people, it's not hard to see the obvious. These flailing gimmicks are all the signs of desperation. They are not running FOR something, they have to run from themselves. This is them flinching anytime Harris speaks.
@MissingThePt you never heard of a threesome?
@MissingThePt @lisamelton I’d imagine *on* the couch is fine. It’d be *in* the couch that would be off-limits.
And as others have said, that’s not how any dog owner holds a leash.
Probably borrowed or hired one.
@MissingThePt Let me guess. After been haunted by countless childless cat ladies in his sleepless dreams James David Vance got the advice from Trump to hire a dog till the danger is over 
Christy Noam: Gentlemen you had my curiosity ... but now you have my attention.'
hope the dog is vaccinated
@MissingThePt
What a poser. 
@MissingThePt
just to be clear for those couch jokes. j.d. vance did not have sex with a couch. it is manufactured evidence.
i highly appreciate that people stop spreading those couch talking points.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-hillbilly-elegy-first-edition-couch-erotica/
LOL.
Everyone knows the JD/couch thing is bogus, and yet it will follow him forever.
That's priceless.
@zetabeta @MissingThePt: I'm not saying that Vance fucked a couch. But I am saying he is the sort of person who *might* fuck a couch.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Well, the dog breed is on brand. By no means is it the breed's fault. It started with Hitler refusing to use the breed's actual breed name "Alsatian" and rebranded them "German Shepard" making the breed the ultimate "Nazi dog!"
So he's not only adopting the designated role Nazi's assigned to women and forced them back into the kitchen after they had a taste of independence and self-confidence in their abilities as a workforce during and right after WWI.
So JD Vance bought a dog in order to appear more human?
I wonder if it works.
@MissingThePt the alpha animal of the dog pack enters the plane first… JD Delta Vance then follows his guidance
@MissingThePt The nation's reaction: a collective shrug.
@MissingThePt Lets the dog go ahead- land mines.
@MissingThePt I remember when Rick Scott was running for Senate for FL and he got a dog to humanize him. Soon as he won the election, the dog was GONE.
@MissingThePt Vance: "Now I've pissed off women who like cats, grandmothers (especially Indian grandmothers), any woman who hasn't physically borne a child, all women really, veterans, Irish, Italian, and German descendants, all immigrants or descendants of immigrants...I know! Maybe I can get dog people to like me!"
#JDvance #dogs #gop #HarrisWalz #weird
@MissingThePt
His body language getting out of the car and up into the plane betrayed that this was a performance.
They are trolling everyone by acting out tweets for the Extremely Online™ base.
@MissingThePt This is my dog. She has been with us since she was around 3 years old when she was rescued from a Missouri shelter. She is the sweetest dog you'll ever meet, unless you're literal dog food. Then she'll eat you in two seconds! 
#dogsofmastodon
