Breaking: JD Vance scrambles to ensure that after his wife Usha's high-profile trip to Greenland she will be permitted back into the United States.
@cobalt123 @MissingThePt Now Donald is kicking himself for not sending Melania on that trip.
@MissingThePt oh yeah, he just texted me about that. Also mentioned something called "Operation Seven Seals" which is supposed to happen in a few days—he wants me to "tell Pete this is probably a really bad idea"...?
Weird.
@MissingThePt or not. I mean she's gotta be considered a liability at this point.
OR
The Greenland invasion can be a rescue operation. See? Not racist
@MissingThePt wow, okay, that's really putting things into perspective.
Would he really though?
@MissingThePt
Does she have tats?
@MissingThePt Wouldn't that be a hoot?