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Should do an #introduction I suppose.
Hello, you big hairy elephant. I'm a short man from the wilds on the southern border of Glasgow who likes pointing at his garden, watching old telly (especially #DoctorWho ), willfully misunderstanding things for slight comedic effect and writing speculative short fiction.
I do have a habit of being annoyed at the news so sorry about that.

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Should do an #introduction I suppose.
Hello, you big hairy elephant. I'm a short man from the wilds on the southern border of Glasgow who likes pointing at his garden, watching old telly (especially #DoctorWho ), willfully misunderstanding things for slight comedic effect and writing speculative short fiction.
I do have a habit of being annoyed at the news so sorry about that.