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honestly i don't know why i did an image search for iftar but jesus christ.

an important thing to do in breath of the wild is to rescue, rehabilitate, and release horses that were used by bokoblins.

what is a programmer's favourite tea

ulong

this joke is not v good

i know what you're thinking
nick nick nick nick,
you say,
where is your $team developer homepage.
and i answer
you you you you,
i will not add free value to a platform that abnegates its responsibility behind an algorithm that generates plausible deniability.

any game or platform that claims to be the pinnacle of immersion but doesn't let me eat a whole actual turkey is corporate bullshit imho

autoreplies are now contributing to enthusiasm brinkmanship.

any folks in montréal looking for a zz clipping? ol' frank beard/hanzo is getting too happy for the kit 'n ko offices!

ya boy had his dumb face hot-swapping between four headsets on five code branches today so yes he's gotta unwind.

it's the solstice so i'm just gonna stand on my balcony and laugh at the night.

i think i've finally accepted my role in the pubg community, which is that of scruffy oldtimer who shouts "bring back the fog maps" and just crushes a pabst.

i could use the Force to hold my phone above my face but would it also work on the touchscreen?
🤔

over time, «coders» are forgetting how to make anything without warren spector, creator of deus ex.

totally accurate battlegrounds features bicycles and (i think) tandem bicycles, which points to a serious oversight in other battles royale.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles

if you don't recoil in shame every time you throw out plastic i don't know what to tell you.

cars are bad
croissants are good
you actually can't argue any of this.

no no, silicon valley didn't just reinvent buses or libraries, they're privatising those services so they can price out undesirables.

terminator 2 taught me to trust many things:
family, dogs, the atari portfolio, guns n' roses, steelworkers unions.
anyone but cops and tech entrepreneurs.

to: suggestions@bezos.biz
from: nick
subject: suggestion

hello bezo
please do less business.

cordially,
&c

kial ne ciuj parolas esperanton, he mutters as he copies twenty achievement titles and descriptions in sixteen different languages from one spreadsheet to another, one by one.

pour out some soylent for all those startups that got sent to the great big ted talk in the sky.
😓😢

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