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@gnomon If “highway speed” is still only around 30 km/h, there’s a decent chance you’ll survive!

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@gnomon If “highway speed” is still only around 30 km/h, there’s a decent chance you’ll survive!

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@jakobpunkt Is the combined playlist giving you the union, or the intersection?

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@jakobpunkt Is the combined playlist giving you the union, or the intersection?

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@dotless_i It was a pretty light dusting today. We usually have a few proper snowstorms every winter, but it often gets back up above freezing in between.

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@dotless_i It was a pretty light dusting today. We usually have a few proper snowstorms every winter, but it often gets back up above freezing in between.

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It’s beginning to look a little like winter. https://mastodon.social/media/q2rpAzXZ kKSiWDtaxsk

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It’s beginning to look a little like winter. https://mastodon.social/media/q2rpAzXZ kKSiWDtaxsk

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street scene in downtown Halifax; light snow in the air and on the ground

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@h @jakobpunkt It’s possible that there’s a more condescending way to begin a sentence than “What you actually mean is…,” but I’m having trouble thinking what it could be.

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@h @jakobpunkt It’s possible that there’s a more condescending way to begin a sentence than “What you actually mean is…,” but I’m having trouble thinking what it could be.

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@jakobpunkt @gnomon @ivanvector I should probably invest in snow tires at some point (not that it’s snown here yet this season). Any recommendations?

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@jakobpunkt @gnomon @ivanvector I should probably invest in snow tires at some point (not that it’s snown here yet this season). Any recommendations?

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@dotless_i You might be able to get closer by tooting in Finnish or Māori. But that would probably also make it harder to reconstruct the original text from th dsmvwlld txt.

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@dotless_i You might be able to get closer by tooting in Finnish or Māori. But that would probably also make it harder to reconstruct the original text from th dsmvwlld txt.

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I got it to remind me of my time in the Netherlands—my train ride to work involved a change at Amsterdam RAI, where the artist, Hugo Kaagman, has a small workshop. I used to admire his stencils while waiting for the train.

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I got it to remind me of my time in the Netherlands—my train ride to work involved a change at Amsterdam RAI, where the artist, Hugo Kaagman, has a small workshop. I used to admire his stencils while waiting for the train.

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@ivanvector @gnomon
My bell is very loud, very large, and very, very Dutch: http://yepp.nl/nl/product/hugo-kaagma n
(I have the version with the windmill, not the one with the rear view of a cyclist, which is a bit too pin-upish for my taste.)

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@ivanvector @gnomon
My bell is very loud, very large, and very, very Dutch: http://yepp.nl/nl/product/hugo-kaagma n
(I have the version with the windmill, not the one with the rear view of a cyclist, which is a bit too pin-upish for my taste.)

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@gnomon Inline preview? I didn’t see one with the single-link test toot, either.

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@gnomon Inline preview? I didn’t see one with the single-link test toot, either.

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@ivanvector Jeans, long-sleeved shirt. Gloves on in the morning, off in the afternoon.

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@ivanvector Jeans, long-sleeved shirt. Gloves on in the morning, off in the afternoon.

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I don’t like interfaces that respond to text input before I’m done typing it:

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• searches that start listing every file on my hard drive that contains “the” while I’m trying to finish typing “theatricality” or “theobromine” or whatever

• Web forms that say “Please enter a valid email” as soon as the text box contains a non-empty string the doesn’t match the template user@domain.tld

• autocomplete of any kind

#interfacedesign #whingeing

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• searches that start listing every file on my hard drive that contains “the” while I’m trying to finish typing “theatricality” or “theobromine” or whatever

• Web forms that say “Please enter a valid email” as soon as the text box contains a non-empty string the doesn’t match the template user@domain.tld

• autocomplete of any kind

#interfacedesign #whingeing

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How does Yoko Nozaki cut wood when she can’t find her chainsaw?

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With a manual axe.

#pianistjokesthatarentpenisjokes

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With a manual axe.

#pianistjokesthatarentpenisjokes

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Okay, I want to test something. Anyone who dislikes puns should please disregard my next toot.

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Okay, I want to test something. Anyone who dislikes puns should please disregard my next toot.

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2891 ∥ 3587
😍

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2891 ∥ 3587
😍

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Zij genoten Leidens gunst
In wetenschap en schone kunst!

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Zij genoten Leidens gunst
In wetenschap en schone kunst!

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Toronto a few days ago: Too hot to move, too hot to think.
Halifax this evening: Hmm, better wear cycling gloves on the way home.

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Toronto a few days ago: Too hot to move, too hot to think.
Halifax this evening: Hmm, better wear cycling gloves on the way home.

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Okay, I’ve joined the breast-tooth cabal now. What next?

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Okay, I’ve joined the breast-tooth cabal now. What next?