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@lowqualityfacts I know right? It's like "OMG SOMEONE ACTUALLY NOTICED ME" and I haven't been on social media for like six years so I know exactly what you mean.

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@lowqualityfacts I know right? It's like "OMG SOMEONE ACTUALLY NOTICED ME" and I haven't been on social media for like six years so I know exactly what you mean.

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@KevinTerribly I approve of this. I always have like 30 bags of candy I buy stoned, and then forget about anyway when I go and buy more later.

I'm already accidentally prepared.

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@KevinTerribly I approve of this. I always have like 30 bags of candy I buy stoned, and then forget about anyway when I go and buy more later.

I'm already accidentally prepared.

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@bamboombibbitybop @richlv You know a lot more about it than I do. I used to keep up with computers then haven't bothered in about a decade because they're expensive and I suck at making money.

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@bamboombibbitybop @richlv You know a lot more about it than I do. I used to keep up with computers then haven't bothered in about a decade because they're expensive and I suck at making money.

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@bamboombibbitybop I also find it funny that most people don't even realize Android is just a super modified version of Linux. Most people use it every day and have no idea.

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@bamboombibbitybop I also find it funny that most people don't even realize Android is just a super modified version of Linux. Most people use it every day and have no idea.

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@GottaLaff I wonder when they'll figure out that the key to getting a woman's attention is treating her like a person, not an object to focus all their lack of satisfaction in life into.

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@GottaLaff I wonder when they'll figure out that the key to getting a woman's attention is treating her like a person, not an object to focus all their lack of satisfaction in life into.

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@akvara The main difference as to why Japanese ads always seem more insane and funny is because they can get away with it.

If you tried to make an ad like this to a Western audience, it would instantly turn into a giant controversy and get cancelled for offending some minor group who thought it was patronizing them, then get boosted by others who support them.

Happens less in a more homogeneous culture like Japan which doesn't have many minorities.

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@akvara The main difference as to why Japanese ads always seem more insane and funny is because they can get away with it.

If you tried to make an ad like this to a Western audience, it would instantly turn into a giant controversy and get cancelled for offending some minor group who thought it was patronizing them, then get boosted by others who support them.

Happens less in a more homogeneous culture like Japan which doesn't have many minorities.

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@RegGuy I learned how to sew by hand and if you're just doing small repairs then that would be my recommendation.

I was homeless for a while and it was very useful. Especially when I only had one or two sets of decent clothes and the rest were trash I wore just because it was clean.

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@RegGuy I learned how to sew by hand and if you're just doing small repairs then that would be my recommendation.

I was homeless for a while and it was very useful. Especially when I only had one or two sets of decent clothes and the rest were trash I wore just because it was clean.

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@GottaLaff I think just a burning garbage truck is enough of a metaphor, because the republican party is kinda just trash at this point, and most billionaires are just trash who convinced a bunch of other trash to give them unlimited trash purchasing ability.

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@GottaLaff I think just a burning garbage truck is enough of a metaphor, because the republican party is kinda just trash at this point, and most billionaires are just trash who convinced a bunch of other trash to give them unlimited trash purchasing ability.

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@chaotic_evil How do you know we don't already live inside a super computer and everything we say is run through an AI so complicated we could never understand it's reasoning with our puny little meat-computers?

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@chaotic_evil How do you know we don't already live inside a super computer and everything we say is run through an AI so complicated we could never understand it's reasoning with our puny little meat-computers?

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@lowqualityfacts Incorrect! We all breath in carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen. Just in different proportions than were there when it first got into our lungs.

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@lowqualityfacts Incorrect! We all breath in carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen. Just in different proportions than were there when it first got into our lungs.

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@kmherkes Have you ever hiked up a mountain and wrote in the middle of no where before?

It's way better than a coffee shop, just takes more effort.

You could write a whole story just about the trip there and the view.

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@kmherkes Have you ever hiked up a mountain and wrote in the middle of no where before?

It's way better than a coffee shop, just takes more effort.

You could write a whole story just about the trip there and the view.

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If anyone is struggling with their mental health and doesn't quite know what's wrong yet-

I had severe Tourette Syndrome my entire life which is like the most obnoxious and obvious mental illness ever if you know what you're looking for...

I didn't know what I was looking for for 27 years because the stereotype is outbursts, and I don't really get those unless I'm very emotional, where anyone could have one.

Don't give up, I believe in you.

-Some crazy guy with like four mental illnesses.

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If anyone is struggling with their mental health and doesn't quite know what's wrong yet-

I had severe Tourette Syndrome my entire life which is like the most obnoxious and obvious mental illness ever if you know what you're looking for...

I didn't know what I was looking for for 27 years because the stereotype is outbursts, and I don't really get those unless I'm very emotional, where anyone could have one.

Don't give up, I believe in you.

-Some crazy guy with like four mental illnesses.

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@peptostate I'd probably cuss it out, and then ask to cuss their mother out for making them and making me deal with the paranormal when I was having a good day.

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@peptostate I'd probably cuss it out, and then ask to cuss their mother out for making them and making me deal with the paranormal when I was having a good day.

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@chaotic_evil On the bright side there is basically nothing medicine can do for Tourette Syndrome anyway because it's so complicated they dunno how it even really functions.

And neither do I, so I have a valid excuse for just being insane if science doesn't even know wtf is going on.

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@chaotic_evil On the bright side there is basically nothing medicine can do for Tourette Syndrome anyway because it's so complicated they dunno how it even really functions.

And neither do I, so I have a valid excuse for just being insane if science doesn't even know wtf is going on.

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@iris_meredith Hire me! I was a lead host for like half a decade. I did absolutely nothing but deal with people and I'm broke.

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@iris_meredith Hire me! I was a lead host for like half a decade. I did absolutely nothing but deal with people and I'm broke.

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@chaotic_evil I had the same problem and never understood why, but it was because I somehow got to 27 without realizing I had like four mental illnesses, chiefly Tourettes.

I thought I was just very strange, and have now simply embraced being very strange.

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@chaotic_evil I had the same problem and never understood why, but it was because I somehow got to 27 without realizing I had like four mental illnesses, chiefly Tourettes.

I thought I was just very strange, and have now simply embraced being very strange.

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@clintruin @Paxil @Daojoan You can still call a neo-Nazi a Nazi because all "neo" means is new.

This is kind of pedantic because people like to shorten things over time, and it does stop being new after a while.

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@clintruin @Paxil @Daojoan You can still call a neo-Nazi a Nazi because all "neo" means is new.

This is kind of pedantic because people like to shorten things over time, and it does stop being new after a while.

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@hellomiakoda I am smart enough to figure it out.

Thank you though :D

I was raised by a man who literally makes Windows for a living so I used to be more familiar with computer stuff and nerd shit.

But I haven't used computers much as an adult so my information about geeky stuff is about a decade out of date.

I remember messing around with Ubuntu. That is about my Linux experience on a horrible laptop.

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@hellomiakoda I am smart enough to figure it out.

Thank you though :D

I was raised by a man who literally makes Windows for a living so I used to be more familiar with computer stuff and nerd shit.

But I haven't used computers much as an adult so my information about geeky stuff is about a decade out of date.

I remember messing around with Ubuntu. That is about my Linux experience on a horrible laptop.

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@hellomiakoda Probably not, I am just lazy and know nothing about desktop Linux.

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@hellomiakoda Probably not, I am just lazy and know nothing about desktop Linux.

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So I have been writing for like 20 years and never shared any of it. Except anonymously.

I would like to find a community meant for actually sharing and constructive criticism that isn't super pretentious.

Where are some places?

#writing

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So I have been writing for like 20 years and never shared any of it. Except anonymously.

I would like to find a community meant for actually sharing and constructive criticism that isn't super pretentious.

Where are some places?

#writing