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Big clue here: Elon doesn't read books.

Sevoris

@cstross „The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation tried Self-Summarizing Books for a while before the markets collapsed, after every single buyer stopped thinking they would actually need such a thing as books anyway.

„The market for sarcastically self-reading self-help books meanwhile, enjoyed a steady stream of sales that left the engineers as baffled as it left them joyous.“

@Sevoris @cstross so I tried it:

Of course! Here's a shortened version:

1. Be Proactive: Take control of your actions.
2. Begin with the End in Mind: Define your goals.
3. Put First Things First: Prioritize tasks effectively.
4. Think Win-Win: Seek mutual benefit.
5. Seek First to Understand, Then to Be Understood: Listen first.
6. Synergize: Collaborate for greater results.
7. Sharpen the Saw: Continuously improve yourself.

Now Elon can send me money for all the time I saved him. And I’ll plant trees to make up for burning the forest for his laziness.

@Sevoris @cstross ok, he can still send me money to plant trees