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This is the thing about OG bloggers having archives going back about 20 years. We have the receipts.

#Bondi

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This is the thing about OG bloggers having archives going back about 20 years. We have the receipts.

#Bondi

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BREAKING: Former FL AG Pam Bondi Nominated To Replace Matt Gaetz

Pam Bondi is a much more conventional choice to be AG, and you know, she stays bought.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/breaking-former-fl-ag-pam-bondi-nominated-to-replace-matt-gaetz/

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BREAKING: Former FL AG Pam Bondi Nominated To Replace Matt Gaetz

Pam Bondi is a much more conventional choice to be AG, and you know, she stays bought.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/breaking-former-fl-ag-pam-bondi-nominated-to-replace-matt-gaetz/

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And So It Begins

This was bound to happen: The (FA)FO portion of our slide into fascism starts.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/and-so-it-begins-6/

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And So It Begins

This was bound to happen: The (FA)FO portion of our slide into fascism starts.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/and-so-it-begins-6/

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Comment of the day at my blog:

“Today I am announcing that I amd withdrawing from AG consideration to spend more time with someone else’s children.” –Matt Gaetz"

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Comment of the day at my blog:

“Today I am announcing that I amd withdrawing from AG consideration to spend more time with someone else’s children.” –Matt Gaetz"

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Dogs and kids are a great combo! (Direct Link Here)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/midday-palate-cleanser-2296/

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Dogs and kids are a great combo! (Direct Link Here)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/midday-palate-cleanser-2296/

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And Just Like That…

Gaetz is gone: Gaetz might have resigned for the post, but he won his re-election and could be/will be seated in the next Congress. Release the report NOW.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/and-just-like-that-2/

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And Just Like That…

Gaetz is gone: Gaetz might have resigned for the post, but he won his re-election and could be/will be seated in the next Congress. Release the report NOW.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/and-just-like-that-2/

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Mme. Twizzler Looks For Her ‘Special Purpose’

Botox cautionary tale and international singing sensation Lara Trump took a break from her hard work insinuating herself to be the replacement for Floriduh Senator Li’l Marco (which she oddly does not seem to know goes through Meatball DeSantis, whom she has avoided meeting) to announce her newest venture: athleisure wear! Sooner or later, Lara Trump is going to find her special purpose in life (H/T Steve Martin, The Jerk).

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/226787/

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Mme. Twizzler Looks For Her ‘Special Purpose’

Botox cautionary tale and international singing sensation Lara Trump took a break from her hard work insinuating herself to be the replacement for Floriduh Senator Li’l Marco (which she oddly does not seem to know goes through Meatball DeSantis, whom she has avoided meeting) to announce her newest venture: athleisure wear! Sooner or later, Lara Trump is going to find her special purpose in life (H/T Steve Martin, The Jerk).

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/226787/

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Matt Gaetz Gonna Give His Prey A Running Start, Is He?

“Look, I’m not going to go there and indict Liz Cheney, have storm troopers bust through the studio door at MSNBC, and arrest Anthony Fauci in my first week.” —AG Nominee Matt Gaetz That’s totally reassuring.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/matt-gaetz-gonna-give-his-prey-a-running-start-is-he/

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Matt Gaetz Gonna Give His Prey A Running Start, Is He?

“Look, I’m not going to go there and indict Liz Cheney, have storm troopers bust through the studio door at MSNBC, and arrest Anthony Fauci in my first week.” —AG Nominee Matt Gaetz That’s totally reassuring.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/matt-gaetz-gonna-give-his-prey-a-running-start-is-he/

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Hegseth Police Report Revealed!

Alleged sex pest and REPUBLICAN nominee for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s sexual assault police report has made it into the news: A police report on the allegation of sexual assault against Pete Hegseth, the Fox News star nominated by President-elect Donald Trump to serve as secretary of defense, was obtained by Mediaite on Wednesday and contains graphic details of the 2017 encounter.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/hegseth-police-report/

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Hegseth Police Report Revealed!

Alleged sex pest and REPUBLICAN nominee for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s sexual assault police report has made it into the news: A police report on the allegation of sexual assault against Pete Hegseth, the Fox News star nominated by President-elect Donald Trump to serve as secretary of defense, was obtained by Mediaite on Wednesday and contains graphic details of the 2017 encounter.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/hegseth-police-report/

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Makes me think the Wicked Witch wasn’t all that bad:

https://www. gocomics.com/mikeluckovich/202 4/11/21

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Makes me think the Wicked Witch wasn’t all that bad:

https://www. gocomics.com/mikeluckovich/202 4/11/21

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Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Hair Füror’s latest grift is like music to his ears. Yes, the conman is selling guitars: NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — President-elect Donald Trump has endorsed a line of guitars, following up on the Bibles, sneakers, watches, photo books and cryptocurrency ventures launched during his third White House campaign. Trump on Wednesday posted to Truth Social a photo of himself holding what he said was a “Limited Edition ‘45’ Guitar,” an…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-day-295/

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Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Hair Füror’s latest grift is like music to his ears. Yes, the conman is selling guitars: NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — President-elect Donald Trump has endorsed a line of guitars, following up on the Bibles, sneakers, watches, photo books and cryptocurrency ventures launched during his third White House campaign. Trump on Wednesday posted to Truth Social a photo of himself holding what he said was a “Limited Edition ‘45’ Guitar,” an…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-day-295/

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@AlizaWrites gets the first F-bomb of the night!

#Momocrats

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@AlizaWrites gets the first F-bomb of the night!

#Momocrats

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It’s time for The #Momocrats!

Grab a bevvie, and let’s watch!

https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=2ZD_Lg6P0b Q

H/T
@Karoli @socalmom @AlizaWrites

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It’s time for The #Momocrats!

Grab a bevvie, and let’s watch!

https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=2ZD_Lg6P0b Q

H/T
@Karoli @socalmom @AlizaWrites

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Great Packaging, Cont.

I’ve been hearing a lot about a tomato-scented candle this year. What’s going on?

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/20/great-packaging-cont-7/

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Great Packaging, Cont.

I’ve been hearing a lot about a tomato-scented candle this year. What’s going on?

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/20/great-packaging-cont-7/

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@PandaChronicle

I know, right? She’s the WORST.

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@PandaChronicle

I know, right? She’s the WORST.

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Nancy Mace Celebratess #TransRememberance Day!

Never let it be said that Mean Girl Nancy Mace let an opportunity to be mean pass her by: The Hill: Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) announced Wednesday that transgender women are not permitted to use bathrooms in the Capitol that match their gender identity, taking a stance on the hot-button issue that has overtaken the Capitol in recent days.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/20/nancy-mace-celebratess-transrememberance-day/

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Nancy Mace Celebratess #TransRememberance Day!

Never let it be said that Mean Girl Nancy Mace let an opportunity to be mean pass her by: The Hill: Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) announced Wednesday that transgender women are not permitted to use bathrooms in the Capitol that match their gender identity, taking a stance on the hot-button issue that has overtaken the Capitol in recent days.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/20/nancy-mace-celebratess-transrememberance-day/

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Look, can someone on the Ethics Committee please read Matt Gaetz’ Ethics Report into the Congressional Record?

Asking for about 360M friends.

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Look, can someone on the Ethics Committee please read Matt Gaetz’ Ethics Report into the Congressional Record?

Asking for about 360M friends.