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Today In History

President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas... and in retrospect, the assassination marks for many the beginning of our cynical politics. It is a truism amongst Boomers that everyone knows where they were the moment they learned he was killed.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/22/today-in-history-93/

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Today In History

President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas... and in retrospect, the assassination marks for many the beginning of our cynical politics. It is a truism amongst Boomers that everyone knows where they were the moment they learned he was killed.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/22/today-in-history-93/

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Yay!

https://www. cnn.com/2024/11/22/politics/ga etz-not-rejoining-congress?cid=ios_app

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Yay!

https://www. cnn.com/2024/11/22/politics/ga etz-not-rejoining-congress?cid=ios_app

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@mhkohne @Catawu

I think even Speaker “Trump’s Little Johnson” hates him, but might take orders from Hair Füror and install him.

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@mhkohne @Catawu

I think even Speaker “Trump’s Little Johnson” hates him, but might take orders from Hair Füror and install him.

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Ah, Texas (America’s Lab For Bad Policy)

Besides everyone, who coulda guessed... RIO GRANDE VALLEY – Texas is offering a parcel of rural ranchland along the U.S.-Mexico border to use as a staging area for potential mass deportations under President-elect Donald Trump. The property, which Texas originally purchased last October, is located in rural Starr County in the Rio Grande Valley. Republican Dawn Buckingham, the Texas Land Commissioner, sent a letter Nov.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/22/ah-texas-americas-lab-for-bad-policy/

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Ah, Texas (America’s Lab For Bad Policy)

Besides everyone, who coulda guessed... RIO GRANDE VALLEY – Texas is offering a parcel of rural ranchland along the U.S.-Mexico border to use as a staging area for potential mass deportations under President-elect Donald Trump. The property, which Texas originally purchased last October, is located in rural Starr County in the Rio Grande Valley. Republican Dawn Buckingham, the Texas Land Commissioner, sent a letter Nov.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/22/ah-texas-americas-lab-for-bad-policy/

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What We’ve Learned From Gaetz

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie WINS THE MORNING ™ with their longish above the fold piece on what Matt Gaetz abortive AG nomination (less than a Scaramucci!) means: As the smoke begins to clear from Gaetz’s crash-and-burn nomination, we’re left with a few discrete thoughts about what it all means and where things head from here.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/22/what-weve-learned-from-gaetz/

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What We’ve Learned From Gaetz

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie WINS THE MORNING ™ with their longish above the fold piece on what Matt Gaetz abortive AG nomination (less than a Scaramucci!) means: As the smoke begins to clear from Gaetz’s crash-and-burn nomination, we’re left with a few discrete thoughts about what it all means and where things head from here.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/22/what-weve-learned-from-gaetz/

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¡SNAP! (The Morning Stupid)

Nancy Mace, the von Trapp kid who stayed behind, gets her ass handed to her:

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/22/snap-the-morning-stupid/

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¡SNAP! (The Morning Stupid)

Nancy Mace, the von Trapp kid who stayed behind, gets her ass handed to her:

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/22/snap-the-morning-stupid/

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@SNerd @spocko @GottaLaff

Yup.

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@SNerd @spocko @GottaLaff

Yup.

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@Catawu

Sadly, yes.

Gaetz resigned from this Congress; he won reelection to NEXT congress.

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@Catawu

Sadly, yes.

Gaetz resigned from this Congress; he won reelection to NEXT congress.

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Wait. I only get to choose one?

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/bad-signs-cont-1264/

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Wait. I only get to choose one?

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/bad-signs-cont-1264/

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@photovotary
⬆️

Me to Jupiter: “Oh, you think you are soooooooo big huh?!”

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@photovotary
⬆️

Me to Jupiter: “Oh, you think you are soooooooo big huh?!”

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When Nixon’s Ghost shows up at #ZooNews, well laughter follows!

H/T @PandaChronicle

https://www. yourbrainonpandas.com/nixons-g host-is-really-not-amused/

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When Nixon’s Ghost shows up at #ZooNews, well laughter follows!

H/T @PandaChronicle

https://www. yourbrainonpandas.com/nixons-g host-is-really-not-amused/

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Scotland on Twizzler Trump: ‘if ever a guy should have been a wank rather than a baby’

This Reddit Thread’s comments are A+ Some of these comments belong in the Scotland The Brave post. (H/T my pal @cfdiva.bsky.social from the socials)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/scotland-on-twizzler-trump-if-ever-a-guy-should-have-been-a-wank-rather-than-a-baby/

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Scotland on Twizzler Trump: ‘if ever a guy should have been a wank rather than a baby’

This Reddit Thread’s comments are A+ Some of these comments belong in the Scotland The Brave post. (H/T my pal @cfdiva.bsky.social from the socials)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/11/21/scotland-on-twizzler-trump-if-ever-a-guy-should-have-been-a-wank-rather-than-a-baby/