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Byeeeeeee!!!

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Byeeeeeee!!!

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@Tengrain lol

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@Tengrain lol

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Byeeeeeee

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Byeeeeeee

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Wow.

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Wow.

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I love the concept behind the fediverse, but guys, I have to tell you, my interactions here are moribund at best. If any of you within the sound of my voice can see this post, please interact with it in some way. I'm about to call it a day.

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I love the concept behind the fediverse, but guys, I have to tell you, my interactions here are moribund at best. If any of you within the sound of my voice can see this post, please interact with it in some way. I'm about to call it a day.

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BREAKING: Trump elected, eggs now free.

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BREAKING: Trump elected, eggs now free.

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Trump advisor Elon Musk proposes new "69th" and "420th" amendments to United States Constitution.

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Trump advisor Elon Musk proposes new "69th" and "420th" amendments to United States Constitution.

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Fun fact: 72% of Trump's announced 2nd term cabinet appointees are the subjects of in-production true-crime and/or cult streaming documentaries!

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Fun fact: 72% of Trump's announced 2nd term cabinet appointees are the subjects of in-production true-crime and/or cult streaming documentaries!

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Trump, seen here taking part in the musical opening of The People's Choice Awards, a song entitled "I Know What I Like!"

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Trump, seen here taking part in the musical opening of The People's Choice Awards, a song entitled "I Know What I Like!"

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With his latest cabinet appointment announcements, Trump aims to put satirists out of business without firing a legal shot.

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With his latest cabinet appointment announcements, Trump aims to put satirists out of business without firing a legal shot.

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@mloxton It's my understanding that studies reveal that depressed people have a more accurate perception of reality than others.

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@mloxton It's my understanding that studies reveal that depressed people have a more accurate perception of reality than others.

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"Okay, so we fucked up with Trump's first term. What do we need to do?"

"Here's the plan: we're going to need four years to get ready. Let's get Dems to nominate an old guy who will only survive one term along with an unelectable VP and 'lose' to them."

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"Okay, so we fucked up with Trump's first term. What do we need to do?"

"Here's the plan: we're going to need four years to get ready. Let's get Dems to nominate an old guy who will only survive one term along with an unelectable VP and 'lose' to them."

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NYTimes: "While many Democrats have criticized Trump's selection of Dark Lord Sauron to head DHS, others have expressed relief that he passed over Voldemort, who remains in the running for Border Czar."

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NYTimes: "While many Democrats have criticized Trump's selection of Dark Lord Sauron to head DHS, others have expressed relief that he passed over Voldemort, who remains in the running for Border Czar."