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@jamesgraham I would just ask the admin of the instance as a first port of call. They might like it!

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@jamesgraham I would just ask the admin of the instance as a first port of call. They might like it!

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Can’t wait til he sells it to Matt Mullenweg for $1

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Can’t wait til he sells it to Matt Mullenweg for $1

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*taps mic* precious Assmann honey

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*taps mic* precious Assmann honey

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all 162 employees at the company headquarters can take a jar of the precious Assmann honey home

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all 162 employees at the company headquarters can take a jar of the precious Assmann honey home

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https://www. pressebox.de/pressemitteilung/assmann-electronic-gmbh/record-honey-harvest-at-assmann-electronic-gmbh/boxid/1136138 "Record honey harvest at Assmann Electronic GmbH"

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https://www. pressebox.de/pressemitteilung/assmann-electronic-gmbh/record-honey-harvest-at-assmann-electronic-gmbh/boxid/1136138 "Record honey harvest at Assmann Electronic GmbH"

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@volpeon oh thank god lmao I though it was specifically calling out the practice of replying to a post with a single question mark and I was a) seen and b) terrified of how specific this was

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@volpeon oh thank god lmao I though it was specifically calling out the practice of replying to a post with a single question mark and I was a) seen and b) terrified of how specific this was

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@volpeon I want 2 b not bad, but what is the ? one

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@volpeon I want 2 b not bad, but what is the ? one

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boop

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boop

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The ones who walk away from omelas except it’s not a little kid in a cell, it’s the volunteer admins sacrificing themselves to keep your mastodon instance running

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The ones who walk away from omelas except it’s not a little kid in a cell, it’s the volunteer admins sacrificing themselves to keep your mastodon instance running

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My roomba just walked in on me hoovering the stairs and honestly I feel like such a scumbag

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My roomba just walked in on me hoovering the stairs and honestly I feel like such a scumbag

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@adrianhon the bathroom!

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@adrianhon the bathroom!

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can't believe it's barely a year since Meta laid off 11,000 people

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can't believe it's barely a year since Meta laid off 11,000 people

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lol, lmao https://www. theguardian.com/technology/202 2/nov/11/cryptocurrency-exchange-ftx-files-for-bankruptcy-protection-in-us?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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lol, lmao https://www. theguardian.com/technology/202 2/nov/11/cryptocurrency-exchange-ftx-files-for-bankruptcy-protection-in-us?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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As of Friday morning, Bloomberg terminals were reporting Bankman-Fried’s wealth as down “100%” from $16.2bn earlier this year, with his current net worth estimated at $3.

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@stuartdredge WELL I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED https://www. theguardian.com/games/2022/nov/11/i-craved-a-bite-size-experience-ben-brode-on-the-making-of-marvel-snap

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@stuartdredge WELL I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED https://www. theguardian.com/games/2022/nov/11/i-craved-a-bite-size-experience-ben-brode-on-the-making-of-marvel-snap

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@mikarv “don’t allow notifications unless there’s at least one follower of this instance from an instance already federated to mine” or similar would work a bit I suppose

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@mikarv “don’t allow notifications unless there’s at least one follower of this instance from an instance already federated to mine” or similar would work a bit I suppose

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@mmasnick also worth noting, almost all of those instances are or will be defederated from mastodon.social because they allow third party bots

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@mmasnick also worth noting, almost all of those instances are or will be defederated from mastodon.social because they allow third party bots

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@Edent yeah, I guess one stable equilibrium is - like Email - it just becomes increasingly difficult for a new instance to enter the sphere of the trusted ones. Not for a while I assume

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@Edent yeah, I guess one stable equilibrium is - like Email - it just becomes increasingly difficult for a new instance to enter the sphere of the trusted ones. Not for a while I assume