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Today I'm making shortbread with a layer of caramel and a layer of chocolate on top. Usually that's called "millionaire's shortbread" but I'm really not in the mood to celebrate millionaires or billionaires. So I'm calling it Ultra Tasty Fuck Yeah Shortbread, which is accurate and evidence-based.

Angus McIntyre

@annaleen ... and also reduces the risk that some random dude in a hoodie will appear out of nowhere and put three rounds in your shortbread from close range.

@angusm @annaleen you can always make Bajillionaires' Fruitcake, it's bulletproof.

@johnefrancis @angusm @annaleen

Only by virtue of being stored on the British Virgin Islands under armed guard though.