recombining grammatical constituents parsed from romantic comedy plot descriptions on wikipedia with a tracery grammar
I can't believe they keep letting me use computers
SCENE: East River, one night
Dupree and a man looked at each other.
'Did you hear about anyone?' said Dupree.
Dupree and a man looked at each other.
Dupree had him.
SCENE: Dale, early the next morning
A spatula became his.
Her co-worker Vince was a spatula.
Her co-worker Vince was a spatula.
'Did you hear about a fifth member?' said Her co-worker Vince.
Her co-worker Vince and Marisa looked at each other.
SCENE: Darrin Hill, just a few hours
Fred gambling became his.
He had Fred gambling.
@aparrish All we have to do is figure out what "spatula" is a euphemism for and we've got this