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recombining grammatical constituents parsed from romantic comedy plot descriptions on wikipedia with a tracery grammar

I can't believe they keep letting me use computers

Allison Parrish

SCENE: East River, one night

Dupree and a man looked at each other.
'Did you hear about anyone?' said Dupree.
Dupree and a man looked at each other.
Dupree had him.

SCENE: Dale, early the next morning

A spatula became his.
Her co-worker Vince was a spatula.
Her co-worker Vince was a spatula.
'Did you hear about a fifth member?' said Her co-worker Vince.
Her co-worker Vince and Marisa looked at each other.

SCENE: Darrin Hill, just a few hours

Fred gambling became his.
He had Fred gambling.

@aparrish All we have to do is figure out what "spatula" is a euphemism for and we've got this