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lol - look out! lions!brb - bees are beautifulafk - afraid for kangarooskek - german for 'biscuit' (ie: "top kek" = I just had a nice biscuit.)
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@bentosmile tea and keks
@bentosmile ama == ate my aunt (cannibalism)
@bentosmile WHAT IS THE 🍍???IM AN OLD MAN
@bentosmile bbl == big black Leopards
@bentosmile lmao - let mastodon awoo organically
@bentosmile Instructions unclear, bepis stuck in sealion flan.
@bentosmile what about rofl?
@fermuch real orange flavour lollies!
@bentosmile Thats is evil. i like it :D
@bentosmile You got it wrong:lol = Lucifer Our Lordbrb = Beelzebub Resides Belowafk = Awaken Fallen Kingkek = stylistic for kec (Kill Every Christian)
@bentosmile Also:swag = Satan's Wishes Are Grantedwtf = Worship The Fallenyolo = Youth Obeys Lucifer's Orders
@bentosmile There are a few you missed:WTF - Whip that fondueICYMI- Incoming catapulted yaks! Move inside!TIL - This isn't liverwurstTBT - Terrified by tofu
@bentosmile actually kek is a corruption of kex, which is Swedish for biscuit
@bentosmile Totally accurate