i just got a card jacked by a skimmer at a local gas station, and when i dialed the fraud prevention number i got put on hold for 5 minutes and then it was a _robot voice complete with fake throat clearing noises_ and i didn't twig that it was failing the turing test until it berated me to read the full name on my card instead of responding to what i'd said and then condescendingly told me "that's better".
the actual cyberpunk dystopia is so fucking lame.
@dredmorbius the more evenly distributed it becomes, the more i want to burn it to the ground.
@brennen now I want to change the occasional password reminder to "Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your mother"