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OH WOW A BETTER CAMERA NONE OF THE RUMORS GOT THIS ONE

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OH WOW A BETTER CAMERA NONE OF THE RUMORS GOT THIS ONE

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THIS DUDES SHORTS ARE TO LONG

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THIS DUDES SHORTS ARE TO LONG

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Someday our phones will be smarter than us.

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Someday our phones will be smarter than us.

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SEVEN NANO METERS IS KINDA SMALL FOR MY HANDS

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SEVEN NANO METERS IS KINDA SMALL FOR MY HANDS

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DID THEY TEST WITH VODKA

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DID THEY TEST WITH VODKA

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JUST WAIT UNTIL THIS WATCH CAN GIVE YOU MEDS

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JUST WAIT UNTIL THIS WATCH CAN GIVE YOU MEDS

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CAN THIS NEW WATCH TELL ME WHY MY FOOT HURTS

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CAN THIS NEW WATCH TELL ME WHY MY FOOT HURTS

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DOES APPLE WATCH WORK AT MY BAR

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DOES APPLE WATCH WORK AT MY BAR

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PRO TIP TAKE OFF YOUR WATCH WHEN QUOTE DOING IT QUOTE

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PRO TIP TAKE OFF YOUR WATCH WHEN QUOTE DOING IT QUOTE

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OH GOOD QUOTE PERSONAL PRODUCTS QUOTE

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OH GOOD QUOTE PERSONAL PRODUCTS QUOTE

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WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE HORNY ELEPHANT IN THIS WINDOW

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WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE HORNY ELEPHANT IN THIS WINDOW

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MAN I MISSED THESE RETAIL UP DATES

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MAN I MISSED THESE RETAIL UP DATES

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ARE BLUE SHIRTS THE ONES THAT DIE IN STAR TREK

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ARE BLUE SHIRTS THE ONES THAT DIE IN STAR TREK

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WTF WHY DID THEY GO WITH XR INSTEAD OF SEX

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WTF WHY DID THEY GO WITH XR INSTEAD OF SEX

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SO IS TOOTING LIKE DOING LINES OR LIKE A LITTLE ONE RIP IN THE ELEVATER

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SO IS TOOTING LIKE DOING LINES OR LIKE A LITTLE ONE RIP IN THE ELEVATER

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@Cdespinosa Do they have Ludicrous Mode on the Prius?

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@Cdespinosa Do they have Ludicrous Mode on the Prius?

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@Moltz I DID THREE SPANISH FLYS TO

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@Moltz I DID THREE SPANISH FLYS TO

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@soaps THAT DER WINERSHITZEL GIG IS REALLY PAYING OFF

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@soaps THAT DER WINERSHITZEL GIG IS REALLY PAYING OFF

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furbo.org: Software Survival https://furbo.org/2018/09/04/software-survival/

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furbo.org: Software Survival https://furbo.org/2018/09/04/software-survival/

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Death.

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Death.