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@catsrule0000 - Happy Birthday!

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@catsrule0000 - Happy Birthday!

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@miffyhelen

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@miffyhelen

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@elizabethtasker - Cut! The! Red! Wire!

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@elizabethtasker - Cut! The! Red! Wire!

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@drandrewv2 - Maybe go with "Brain Boss"?

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@drandrewv2 - Maybe go with "Brain Boss"?

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@miffyhelen - Congratulations!!!

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@miffyhelen - Congratulations!!!

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@Ameboid - It sounds like you have negotiated an arrangement that is acceptable to all parties!

(You might want to start browsing the catalogues for stainless steel furniture, though. Somewhat harder for them to destroy.)

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@Ameboid - It sounds like you have negotiated an arrangement that is acceptable to all parties!

(You might want to start browsing the catalogues for stainless steel furniture, though. Somewhat harder for them to destroy.)

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@elizabethtasker - Bib use recommended?

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@elizabethtasker - Bib use recommended?

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@elizabethtasker - You are wearing several cats.

(I do not always pick up on things, but I do have my moments.)

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@elizabethtasker - You are wearing several cats.

(I do not always pick up on things, but I do have my moments.)

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@Ameboid - But you still forgive them.

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@Ameboid - But you still forgive them.

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@elizabethtasker - Or maybe there is a much simpler explanation. You could be haunted.

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@elizabethtasker - Or maybe there is a much simpler explanation. You could be haunted.

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@miffyhelen - I have been dreaming that dream for a very long time. An off switch ideally, but even a volume control would be welcome.

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@miffyhelen - I have been dreaming that dream for a very long time. An off switch ideally, but even a volume control would be welcome.

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@elizabethtasker - I believe there are other people behind you. I do! I really do! (As to whether or not they are corporeal beings and not simulations, I am less certain about that.)

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@elizabethtasker - I believe there are other people behind you. I do! I really do! (As to whether or not they are corporeal beings and not simulations, I am less certain about that.)

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@catsrule0000 - Just found you on Bluesky and added you there. I will not be on Twitter much longer, so I am trying to find as many people I know from there on other platforms before pulling the plug.

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@catsrule0000 - Just found you on Bluesky and added you there. I will not be on Twitter much longer, so I am trying to find as many people I know from there on other platforms before pulling the plug.

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@jojo.fromjerz - We don't need him, but we do need you.

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@jojo.fromjerz - We don't need him, but we do need you.

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Strange health things, I'm clearly an alien

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@miffyhelen - Have you recently offended a hag, or maybe a crone? This sounds like sorcery to me.

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@miffyhelen - Have you recently offended a hag, or maybe a crone? This sounds like sorcery to me.

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@miffyhelen - Even I can figure this out, and I am notoriously thick when it comes to these things.

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@miffyhelen - Even I can figure this out, and I am notoriously thick when it comes to these things.

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@miffyhelen - In all fairness, 29 *is* awfully young. Young enough to qualify for the special menu and access to the ball pit, at least from my perspective.

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@miffyhelen - In all fairness, 29 *is* awfully young. Young enough to qualify for the special menu and access to the ball pit, at least from my perspective.

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@elizabethtasker - 😀

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@elizabethtasker - 😀

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@elizabethtasker - So, I am guessing your nutritionist told you that you could really benefit by having more grains?

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@elizabethtasker - So, I am guessing your nutritionist told you that you could really benefit by having more grains?

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@miffyhelen - I thought that was something that would necessitate using an ointment?

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@miffyhelen - I thought that was something that would necessitate using an ointment?