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Happy Halloween! Throughout the week, I went through four different versions of my Halloween Costume -- as "Debi", from "Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun", a 1983 Julie Brown song.

https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=xG3yGdQYwq g

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Happy Halloween! Throughout the week, I went through four different versions of my Halloween Costume -- as "Debi", from "Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun", a 1983 Julie Brown song.

https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=xG3yGdQYwq g

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@allirico look, i was making fun of an old meme, I didn't actually have a donut, I had apple cinnamon teabread.

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@allirico look, i was making fun of an old meme, I didn't actually have a donut, I had apple cinnamon teabread.

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If the MBTA's reliability metric claims that there was effectively no new reliability problems throughout September -- despite significant slow zones causing massive increases in things like orange line headways over baselines -- then their reliability metric is meaningless.

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If the MBTA's reliability metric claims that there was effectively no new reliability problems throughout September -- despite significant slow zones causing massive increases in things like orange line headways over baselines -- then their reliability metric is meaningless.

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Twitter/Mastodon is still for when you need to tell someone you're eating a donut. (Though in this case, G+ is still the right answer, since I am a Google employee eating a donut.)

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Twitter/Mastodon is still for when you need to tell someone you're eating a donut. (Though in this case, G+ is still the right answer, since I am a Google employee eating a donut.)

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@MattTheDev Congratudolences!

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@MattTheDev Congratudolences!

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@gerikson it depends. There are multiple admin options: one is to silence (you only see posts if you're following), the other is to block (no content at all).

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@gerikson it depends. There are multiple admin options: one is to silence (you only see posts if you're following), the other is to block (no content at all).

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Over the past several years, I have written 348 threads on Twitter with more than 5 tweets. Those 348 threads have a combined total of 4948 tweets (an average of 14 tweets per thread).

Expanding to threads with more than 3 tweets, we get to 620 threads, with 6163 tweets.

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Over the past several years, I have written 348 threads on Twitter with more than 5 tweets. Those 348 threads have a combined total of 4948 tweets (an average of 14 tweets per thread).

Expanding to threads with more than 3 tweets, we get to 620 threads, with 6163 tweets.

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Bright lights.

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Bright lights.

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A pillar of colored light, with a lit logo at the top that reads "Six Flags".

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Holiday/Christmas lights on a set of trees, a lit reindeers, and in the foreground, a 2' tall Christmas ornament structure built out of holiday lights.

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A neon-style sign that reads "Thunderbolt" vertically with two lightning bolts along the side.

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@iandees Oh, I see, "example.ngrok.io" is not actually what you meant, you meant something like "iandees.ngrok.io", nevermind my stupidity :p

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@iandees Oh, I see, "example.ngrok.io" is not actually what you meant, you meant something like "iandees.ngrok.io", nevermind my stupidity :p

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@iandees I mean, example.ngrok.io seems like it's... not configured to serve anything right now? https://example.ngrok.io/.well-known/n odeinfo returns a tunnel configure error. (But maybe that's temporary/wasn't the case earlier?)

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@iandees I mean, example.ngrok.io seems like it's... not configured to serve anything right now? https://example.ngrok.io/.well-known/n odeinfo returns a tunnel configure error. (But maybe that's temporary/wasn't the case earlier?)

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6.9% of the people I follow on Twitter have Mastodon handles in their Twitter bio or pinned post; 3.8% among the people who follow me. That's honestly enough that maybe I will genuinely end up switching away from Twitter.

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6.9% of the people I follow on Twitter have Mastodon handles in their Twitter bio or pinned post; 3.8% among the people who follow me. That's honestly enough that maybe I will genuinely end up switching away from Twitter.

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@wusel "most of them aren't $5/month" :) more seriously, the digitalocean droplet thing was what I was thinking of, I was just too lazy to have looked yet.

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@wusel "most of them aren't $5/month" :) more seriously, the digitalocean droplet thing was what I was thinking of, I was just too lazy to have looked yet.

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a few more that I don't think you got

@inliuofjoan@mastodon.online @streetsblogmass @jeffbyrnes @mwismer @inliuofjoan@mastodon.online

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a few more that I don't think you got

@inliuofjoan@mastodon.online @streetsblogmass @jeffbyrnes @mwismer @inliuofjoan@mastodon.online

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@bikepedantic yet. clearly an indication that the platform hasn't yet reached critical mass.

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@bikepedantic yet. clearly an indication that the platform hasn't yet reached critical mass.

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But yeah. love all you folks who are very psyched about doing a new thing, but I have enough projects I am still grudgingly, poorly supporting a half decade later, and I know what that looks like.

I know I wouldn't want myself as a user, so you shouldn't either.

I do hope that someone sets up a "how to host your own one-person mastodon on Dreamhost for $5/month" recipe or something, just so I can have vanity domains for some shit.

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But yeah. love all you folks who are very psyched about doing a new thing, but I have enough projects I am still grudgingly, poorly supporting a half decade later, and I know what that looks like.

I know I wouldn't want myself as a user, so you shouldn't either.

I do hope that someone sets up a "how to host your own one-person mastodon on Dreamhost for $5/month" recipe or something, just so I can have vanity domains for some shit.

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on the one hand, I like the idea of having a fun mastodon instance name (e.g. urbanists.social). On the other hand, I frankly am not in a position to trust that those of us really excited about running mastodon instances this week are gonna still care about it 6-18 months from now, which is why I just tell people to join a large instance.

This does have problems because "large instances" are facing more performance issues at the moment.

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on the one hand, I like the idea of having a fun mastodon instance name (e.g. urbanists.social). On the other hand, I frankly am not in a position to trust that those of us really excited about running mastodon instances this week are gonna still care about it 6-18 months from now, which is why I just tell people to join a large instance.

This does have problems because "large instances" are facing more performance issues at the moment.

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@tw I have thoughts on what it means for me personally, which are a high bar I don't expect mastodon to ever meet, though I believe it is already sufficiently successful to meet the needs of some communities. https://mastodon.social/@crschmidt/109 286942109746550

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@tw I have thoughts on what it means for me personally, which are a high bar I don't expect mastodon to ever meet, though I believe it is already sufficiently successful to meet the needs of some communities. https://mastodon.social/@crschmidt/109 286942109746550