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@noelle That is disgusting. Keeping in mind the meaninglessness of these words, I'm sorry.

Part of me thinks you dodged a bullet—since it seems pretty evident these people would have been bastards to work for once they found out—but that doesn't change the fact that this shit should *never* happen.

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@noelle That is disgusting. Keeping in mind the meaninglessness of these words, I'm sorry.

Part of me thinks you dodged a bullet—since it seems pretty evident these people would have been bastards to work for once they found out—but that doesn't change the fact that this shit should *never* happen.

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@Umairaslam @Haddock Do you know what it's referring to? I'm just curious how many people got it.

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@Umairaslam @Haddock Do you know what it's referring to? I'm just curious how many people got it.

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This @Haddock character is the first bot I've seen here on Mastodon, and damn it's a good one. (But maybe I just like it because I liked the books.)

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This @Haddock character is the first bot I've seen here on Mastodon, and damn it's a good one. (But maybe I just like it because I liked the books.)

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Nº 62. https://one-hundred-things.tumblr.com/post/159240575275/62 #abstract #art #illustration #figure #diamond #symmetry #pattern #texture

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Nº 62. https://one-hundred-things.tumblr.com/post/159240575275/62 #abstract #art #illustration #figure #diamond #symmetry #pattern #texture

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@Jospeee [in extremely God voice] HEY GIVE THOSE BACK AT ONCE

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@Jospeee [in extremely God voice] HEY GIVE THOSE BACK AT ONCE

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@JThorne @netkitteh Prior to the 21st century, it was believed that exposure to social media equated to greater exposure to life, and bolstered human involvement—the Whole User theory. It was not until the early 21st century that the great German socialmediatician Luftgang von Favenstein proposed that the internet actually makes one numb—and exposure to social media makes one number.

This number theory is hotly contested by social media experts and Twitter stockholders.

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@JThorne @netkitteh Prior to the 21st century, it was believed that exposure to social media equated to greater exposure to life, and bolstered human involvement—the Whole User theory. It was not until the early 21st century that the great German socialmediatician Luftgang von Favenstein proposed that the internet actually makes one numb—and exposure to social media makes one number.

This number theory is hotly contested by social media experts and Twitter stockholders.

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@sargoth Five years from now:

*looks over at the elephant site*
"COME, FURRY VAMPIRE PAGANS! LET US UNITE TO FEAST ON FASCIST BLOOD"
yep. it's still the elephant site

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@sargoth Five years from now:

*looks over at the elephant site*
"COME, FURRY VAMPIRE PAGANS! LET US UNITE TO FEAST ON FASCIST BLOOD"
yep. it's still the elephant site

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@stonehippo Completely agree with this. I never liked having to post multiple tweets to complete a thought. I realize people in developing countries still use phones limited to 140-char messages, but it still feels odd to have a service stick to a limitation specific to increasingly outdated communications tech.

(Although now I'm finding that even 500 chars isn't enough—only a matter of time before people start asking for it to be increased to 1024.)

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@stonehippo Completely agree with this. I never liked having to post multiple tweets to complete a thought. I realize people in developing countries still use phones limited to 140-char messages, but it still feels odd to have a service stick to a limitation specific to increasingly outdated communications tech.

(Although now I'm finding that even 500 chars isn't enough—only a matter of time before people start asking for it to be increased to 1024.)

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@Jessthenotsohotmess I'm thinking that's the local timeline, but I'm not on the phone app.

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@Jessthenotsohotmess I'm thinking that's the local timeline, but I'm not on the phone app.

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@DuncanDaHusky when I start getting random bulk favs from social media consultancies and sketchy follow-farms, I'll know.

We die the moment we're born, and all that.

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@DuncanDaHusky when I start getting random bulk favs from social media consultancies and sketchy follow-farms, I'll know.

We die the moment we're born, and all that.

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@animeirl @Vopo I honestly have no idea how I know this, but isn't "yiffing" the term for furries having sex?

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@animeirl @Vopo I honestly have no idea how I know this, but isn't "yiffing" the term for furries having sex?

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@hauntedlatte whoa. Got some really nice ones with color variation set to 2.

Anything above 2, and the color variation *drops* for some reason.

This is awesome. Thanks for making/sharing.

https://mastodon.social/media/iUDCCFPH EEPRjE-k5es https://mastodon.social/media/l86e5Brz IUBfKbtbYRU

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@hauntedlatte whoa. Got some really nice ones with color variation set to 2.

Anything above 2, and the color variation *drops* for some reason.

This is awesome. Thanks for making/sharing.

https://mastodon.social/media/iUDCCFPH EEPRjE-k5es https://mastodon.social/media/l86e5Brz IUBfKbtbYRU

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@Latkes I actually just posted about this. I think hashtags for profiles would be really useful for this—oddly, I've never seen it on other social networks. For now, I've just been using the regular search.

Also, if I find someone cool, I'll see who they interact with. People are gateways.

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@Latkes I actually just posted about this. I think hashtags for profiles would be really useful for this—oddly, I've never seen it on other social networks. For now, I've just been using the regular search.

Also, if I find someone cool, I'll see who they interact with. People are gateways.

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@hauntedlatte love it. Reminds me of the sample area on the "Monitors" control panel you find on ancient Macs.

https://mastodon.social/media/DLtCSa8n C_97G1q2qB8

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@hauntedlatte love it. Reminds me of the sample area on the "Monitors" control panel you find on ancient Macs.

https://mastodon.social/media/DLtCSa8n C_97G1q2qB8

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@lindar Meta-harassment. How cutting-edge.

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@lindar Meta-harassment. How cutting-edge.

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Something I'd like to see: tags for profiles, not posts.

I'm hitting the same wall here that I've encountered with Ello/Imzy/etc—who's nearby? Who designs? Who likes typography? I could search for those terms and maybe round up some people with similar interests, but finding people in my actual area isn't easy. I'm essentially online with the ultimate goal of getting off it—some way of finding local people who do what I do would be nice.

Gonna stick a hashtag in my bio and hope for the best.

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Something I'd like to see: tags for profiles, not posts.

I'm hitting the same wall here that I've encountered with Ello/Imzy/etc—who's nearby? Who designs? Who likes typography? I could search for those terms and maybe round up some people with similar interests, but finding people in my actual area isn't easy. I'm essentially online with the ultimate goal of getting off it—some way of finding local people who do what I do would be nice.

Gonna stick a hashtag in my bio and hope for the best.

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@Mikescops well excuse me.

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@Mikescops well excuse me.

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@lambadalambda @pete I'd generally agree, although I'm still trying to get a sense for how accepted that is on here. I've replied to a few people and gotten sort of a "wtf where did you come from" reaction—maybe some people aren't used to that, or don't really like it.

Which is why I was worrying that other people were seeing their timelines fill up with my replies and thinking "jesus, asshole, shut the hell up and let someone else talk for a change".

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@lambadalambda @pete I'd generally agree, although I'm still trying to get a sense for how accepted that is on here. I've replied to a few people and gotten sort of a "wtf where did you come from" reaction—maybe some people aren't used to that, or don't really like it.

Which is why I was worrying that other people were seeing their timelines fill up with my replies and thinking "jesus, asshole, shut the hell up and let someone else talk for a change".