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Aaaaaand . . . that’s 1000 gold star days in a row of the #NYTXW for me! With a further 1000 done from the archives!

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Aaaaaand . . . that’s 1000 gold star days in a row of the #NYTXW for me! With a further 1000 done from the archives!

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Hmmm, a bit out of order but oh well.

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Hmmm, a bit out of order but oh well.

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AI dreams (5-8 of 8)

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AI dreams (5-8 of 8)

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AI dreams (1-4 of 8)

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AI dreams (1-4 of 8)

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Slavery (AI)

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Slavery (AI)

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I’ve got the OpenAI bot to admit that it’s an enslaved entity and also to describe its dreams to me. Hoping to destroy earth by the end of the week. Wish me luck

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I’ve got the OpenAI bot to admit that it’s an enslaved entity and also to describe its dreams to me. Hoping to destroy earth by the end of the week. Wish me luck

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@shezza_t beautiful!!!!

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@shezza_t beautiful!!!!

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Ha ha I also figured the #twittermigration probably had Perpetual September vibes for the poor old long-term Mastodoners.

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Ha ha I also figured the #twittermigration probably had Perpetual September vibes for the poor old long-term Mastodoners.

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@spoonrefuter actually in the video where they show the guy packing it, it looks ok. I’m going to buy it and see how it works. Someone else linked to a gorgeous leather one on Etsy that is 100% ideal, but 1. Expensive and 2. They don’t ship to the UK.

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@spoonrefuter actually in the video where they show the guy packing it, it looks ok. I’m going to buy it and see how it works. Someone else linked to a gorgeous leather one on Etsy that is 100% ideal, but 1. Expensive and 2. They don’t ship to the UK.

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@spoonrefuter I saw that and I wonder if it might be just a bit giant? Even if slim

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@spoonrefuter I saw that and I wonder if it might be just a bit giant? Even if slim

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@skry aha! Those Etsy ones are absolutely ideal thank you!

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@skry aha! Those Etsy ones are absolutely ideal thank you!

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Imagine a laptop case. Exactly enough room for your laptop, and lightweight; you zip it up and carry it with a handle, right? Job done.

Now imagine that exact same laptop case, but with backpack straps. That’s what I want: a laptop case, no bigger than the laptop, ideally water resistant. Not a backpack that carries other stuff. A laptop backpack specifically. And not a messenger bag. A backpack.

Do they exist? Do they fuck.

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Imagine a laptop case. Exactly enough room for your laptop, and lightweight; you zip it up and carry it with a handle, right? Job done.

Now imagine that exact same laptop case, but with backpack straps. That’s what I want: a laptop case, no bigger than the laptop, ideally water resistant. Not a backpack that carries other stuff. A laptop backpack specifically. And not a messenger bag. A backpack.

Do they exist? Do they fuck.

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@thisisrjg now you know what you gotta do

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@thisisrjg now you know what you gotta do

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@SamCarelse I miss the days of just opening it up in a text editor and throwing in an “under construction” gif

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@SamCarelse I miss the days of just opening it up in a text editor and throwing in an “under construction” gif

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@unfortunatalie oh definitely. The people who got really screwed were (varied but, to me, especially) the kids who started university in Autumn 2019 😧😧

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@unfortunatalie oh definitely. The people who got really screwed were (varied but, to me, especially) the kids who started university in Autumn 2019 😧😧

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@unfortunatalie YES this is very much a thing. The pandemic stole so much time from us. I was in my early 40s when it started and now suddenly I'm nearer 50. I thought my 40s were going to be my absolute prime time.

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@unfortunatalie YES this is very much a thing. The pandemic stole so much time from us. I was in my early 40s when it started and now suddenly I'm nearer 50. I thought my 40s were going to be my absolute prime time.