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passing this account over to the real dril now so if it becomes a feet blog its not my fault

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passing this account over to the real dril now so if it becomes a feet blog its not my fault

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guys think if they squat my user name on emerging social media platforms ill give them $1000 for it , instead of just calling them a Bitch

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guys think if they squat my user name on emerging social media platforms ill give them $1000 for it , instead of just calling them a Bitch

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i wish i had my baby teeth back. those were the good 90s teeth

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i wish i had my baby teeth back. those were the good 90s teeth

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another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

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another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

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*circles "become gay" on a whiteboard*

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*circles "become gay" on a whiteboard*

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see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office

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see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office

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@Daan no

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@Daan no

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oh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle... *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way,

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oh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle... *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way,

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LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS

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LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS

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@Cube no.

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@Cube no.

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THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree

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THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree

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ME: please show me my friends posts in the order that they were made
COMPUTER: thats too hard. heres everybodys posts all at once. Do you like this

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ME: please show me my friends posts in the order that they were made
COMPUTER: thats too hard. heres everybodys posts all at once. Do you like this

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it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the celebs are at it again

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it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the celebs are at it again

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big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck

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big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck

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no

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no

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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Twitter alternatives $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Twitter alternatives $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

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the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"