evaluating my internet boyfriends part 1

bdg: pettable, much like a dog. eager to please. hair that is good to ruffle. pleasant singing voice. necessarily platonic due to his powerful sub aura repelling my powerful sub aura like a magnet

@envgen on the one hand, yes. but if you get into the negatives enough it wraps around to maximum horny again


@halcy the nuclear gandhi of our loins

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@envgen @halcy only on mastodon could i witness a phrase like this with my own two eyes. in the context of bdg, no less

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